Dana Owens
aka Queen Latifah
Yes I'm here to testify
No I gotta speak on my behalf
You don't even know
what happened
Can I just tell you
what happened
He had it comin'
He had it comin'
He only had himself to blame
If you'd a been there
If you'd a seen it
I think that you would have
done the same
I mean imagine
Why was he hittin' his woman
Why was she takin' that
Now picture her fightin' back
Think of the *** kickin'
Think of his *** flippin'
down the stairs
And me at the top smilin'
He shoulda stopped wildin'
Now could you picture me
tryin' to finish him off
See why I pictured me
on this side of the law
High heels leave holes
You'd a thought I was gunnin'
Now the cops comin'
I ain't runnin'
Girl you shoulda seen it
Shoulda bobbed and weaved
before the cops came
Gotta couple-a clean hits
In word the haysees
Couldn't take the abuse
But I couldn't explain that
to the state troops
But you know girl
Plus I look real cute in
orange jump suits
This the story I'm tellin'
And I ain't changin' nothin'
I just needed you to
know Your Honour
He had it comin'
He had it comin'
He only had himself to blame
If you'd a been there
If you'd a seen it
I think that you would have
done the same
He had it comin'
He had it comin'
He only had himself to blame
If you'd a been there
If you'd a seen it
I think that you would have
done the same
Aiight aiight
Let's get this over with
Take the mug shot
Hurry up the fingerprints
What the blood clot
Lil' Kim aka Sofia Luchiani
Keep the jump suit
I'm rockin' Armani
Yeah I bust at him once
But that was just a warnin'
My lawyer will be here
With bail money in the mornin'
I'm not guilty
Just tryin' to protect mine
It ain't my fault he
ran into my knife 20 times
Just my luck
The ******* ain't die
What you woulda did if every
other day he blacked ya eye
Broke ya nose
'Til it started bleedin'
Kicked you in ya ribs
Chocked you 'til you
stopped breathin'
I'm sick of
bobbin' and weavin'
Him threatenin' to kill me when
I threaten to leave him
I do a bid
'Cause ain't no way
Gonna do me
like Ike and O.J.
He had it comin'
He only had himself to blame
If you'd a been there
If you'd a seen it
I think that you would have
done the same
He had it comin'
He only had himself to blame
If you'd a been there
If you'd a seen it
I think that you would have
done the same
This is for the
constantly accused
Mentally abused
How many of you been in my
shoes before
Or have you felt you
caught the worse case
Puttin' up wit his tired ***
in the first place
Why am I flippin'
I just bought them condoms
I ain't used not one
But there was two missin'
Get a new mission
How to catch a cheater
If he only use Coast
You shouldn't smell Lever
If you know he don't smoke
You shouldn't smell reefer
If you catch him cheatin'
You shouldn't yell either
Run up on him quietly
Choke him out silently
It might sound cruel
But you gotta love the irony
So explain that
Just came back off a trip
And I come home to this
Please
He ain't followed
the guidelines
So forgive me Your Honour
But he ran into my knife 5 times
He had it comin'
He only had himself to blame
If you'd a been there
If you'd a seen it
I think that you would have
done the same
He had it comin'
He only had himself to blame
If you'd a been there
If you'd a seen it
I think that you would have
done the same
He had it comin'
He only had himself to blame
If you'd a been there
If you'd a seen it
I think that you would have
done the same
He had it comin'