IF YOU KNEW SUSIE
LIKE I KNOW SUSIE
OH, OH, OH, WHAT A GIRL
THERE'S NONE SO CLASSY
AS THIS FAIR LASSIE
OH, OH, OH, MY GOODNESS
WHAT A CHASSIS
WE WENT RIDING
SHE DIDN'T BALK
FROM THE COUNTRY
I'M THE ONE
THAT HAD TO WALK
IF YOU KNEW SUSIE
LIKE I KNOW SUSIE
OH, OH, WHAT A GIRL
IF YOU KNEW SUSIE
LIKE I KNOW SUSIE
OH, OH, OH, WHAT A GIRL
SHE WEARS LONG TRESSES
AND NICE TIGHT DRESSES
OH, OH, WHAT A FUTURE
SHE POSSESSES
OUT IN PUBLIC
HOW SHE CAN YAWN
IN A PARLOUR
YOU WOULD THINK
THE WAR WAS ON
IF YOU KNEW SUSIE
LIKE I KNOW SUSIE
OH, OH, WHAT A GIRL
IF YOU KNEW SUSIE
LIKE I KNOW SUSIE
OH, OH, OH, WHAT A GIRL
THERE'S NONE SO CLASSY
AS THIS FAIR LASSIE
OH, OH, OH, MY GOODNESS
WHAT A CHASSIS
SHE'LL SPEND SUNDAY
PRAISING THE LORD
BUT ON MONDAY
SHE'S AS BUSY AS A BOARD
IF YOU KNEW SUSIE
LIKE I KNOW SUSIE
OH, OH, WHAT A GIRL
