ON THE HALF SHELL
THEM THE HEROES FOUGHT
IN THIS DAY AND AGE
WHO COULD ASK
FOR MORE
THE CRIME WAVE IS HIGH
WITH MUGGINGS
MYSTERIOUS
ALL POLICE AND
DETECTIVES ARE
FURIOUS
CAUSE THEY CAN'T FIND
THE SOURCE
OF THIS LETHALLY
EVIL FORCE
THIS IS SERIOUS
SO GIVE ME A QUARTER
I WAS A WITNESS
GET ME A REPORTER
CALL APRIL O'NEILL
IN ON THIS CASE AND
YOU BETTER HURRY UP
THERE'S NO TIME
TO WASTE
WE NEED HELP
RIGHT QUICK
ON THE DOUBLE
HAVE PITY ON THE CITY
MAN IT'S IN TROUBLE
WE NEED HEROES
LIKE THE LONE RANGER
WHEN TONTO CAME PRONTO
WHEN THERE WAS DANGER
THEY DIDN'T SAY
WE'D BE THERE
IN HALF AN HOUR
CAUSE THEY DISPLAYED
TURTLE POWER
POWER
POWER
POWER
POWER
POWER
POWER
NOW OUR ACE REPORTER
WAS HOT ON THE TRAIL
DETERMINED TO PUT
THESE CROOKS IN JAIL
SHE SPIED THE BAD GUYS
AND SAW WHAT HAPPENED
BUT BEFORE SHE KNEW IT
SHE FELL IN A TRAP
AND GOT CAUGHT
SHE WAS ALL ALONE
WITH NO FRIENDS
AND NO PHONE
NOW THIS WAS BEYOND
HER WORST DREAMS
CAUSE SHE WAS CAUGHT
IN BY SOME
WAYWARD TEENS
HEADED BY SHREDDER
THEY WERE ANYTHING
BUT GOOD
MISGUIDED
UNLOVED
THEY CALLED THEM
THE FOOT
THEY COULD TERRORIZE
AND BE ANGRY YOUTH
AND THEY MUGGED
THE PEOPLE
WHO NEEDED PROOF
THEN FROM OUT
OF THE DARK
CAME AN AWESOME
SOUND
SHOUTED COWABUNGA
AS THEY
HIT THE GROUND
FROM THE FIELDS
OF THE WEEDS
THE HEROES RESCUED
THE FLOWER
CAUSE THEY POSSESSED
TURTLE POWER
POWER
POWER
POWER
POWER
POWER
POWER
HEROES ON A HALF SHELL
THEY'RE ON A MISSION
WHEN THERE'S A BATTLE
GOT THE ENEMY WISHIN'
THAT THEY STAYED HOME
INSTEAD OF FIGHTIN'
THESE NINJA MASTERS
WITH MOVES LIKE
LIGHTNIN'
THEY WERE ONCE NORMAL
BUT NOW THEY'RE
MUTANTS
SPLINTER'S THE TEACHER
SO THEY ARE THE
STUDENTS
LEONARDO
MICHELANGELO
AND DONATELLO
MAKE UP THE TEAM
WITH ONE OTHER FELLOW
RAPHAEL
HE'S THE LEADER
OF THE GROUP
TRANSFORMED
FROM THE NORM BY
THE NUCLEAR GOOP
PIZZA'S THE FOOD
THAT'S SURE TO PLEASE
THESE NINJA'S ARE
INTO PEPPERONI
AND CHEESE
BACK TO THE STORY
IT'S NOT HARD TO FIND
NINJA'S NOT JUST
OF THE BODY
BUT OF THE MIND
THOSE WERE THE WORDS
THAT THE MASTER
INSTRUCTED
BUT A LETTER
FROM SHREDDER
HAD SPLINTER ABDUCTED
THAT WAS THE
LAST STRAW
SPRING INTO ACTION
STEP ON THE FOOT
NOW THEY'RE GONNA
LOSE TRACTION
NOW THIS IS FOR REAL
SO YOU FIGHT
FOR JUSTICE
YOUR SHELL IS HARD
SO YOU SHOUT
THEY CAN'T CAN'T
DUST US
OFF
LIKE SOME OLD
COFFEE TABLE
SINCE YOU BEEN BORN
YOU BEEN WILLING
AND ABLE
TO DEFEAT THE SNEAK
PROTECT THE WEAK
FIGHT FOR RIGHTS
AND YOUR FREEDOM
TO SPEAK
NOW THE VILLAIN
IS CHILLIN' SO
YOU MAKE YOUR STAND
BACK TO THE WALL
PUT YOUR SWORD
IN YOUR HAND
REMEMBER THE WORDS
OF YOUR TEACHER
YOUR MASTER
EVIL MOVES FAST
BUT GOOD MOVES FASTER
THAN LIGHT
SHINING FROM
YOUR ILLUMINATION
GOOD VERSUS EVIL
EQUALS CONFRONTATION
SO WHEN
YOU'RE IN TROUBLE
DON'T GIVE IN
AND GO SOUR
TRY TO RELY ON YOUR
TURTLE POWER
POWER
POWER
POWER
POWER
POWER
POWER
POWER