Met a girl in the parking lot
And all I did was say hello
Her pepper spray
made it rather hard
For me to walk her home
But I guess that's
the way it goes
Tell me again was it
love at first sight
When I walked by and
you caught my eye
Didn't you know love
could shine this bright
Well smile because you're
the deer in the headlights
Met a girl with a graceful charm
But when beauty
met the beast he froze
Got the sense I
was not her type
By black eye
and bloody nose
But I guess that's
the way it goes
Tell me again was it
love at first sight
When I walked by and
you caught my eye
Didn't you know love
could shine this bright
Well smile because you're
the deer in the headlights
It's suffocating to say
But the female mystique
takes my breath away
So give me a smile
or give me a sneer
'Cause I'm trying to guess here
Tell me again was it
love at first sight
When I walked by and
you caught my eye
Didn't you know love
could shine this bright
I'm sorry I ever tried
Deer in the headlights
Tell me again was it
love at first sight
When I walked by and
you caught my eye
Didn't you know love
could shine this bright
If life was a game you
would never play nice
If love was a beam you'd
be blind in both eyes
Put your sunglasses on 'cause
you're a deer in the headlights
You're the deer
in the headlights
You're the deer
in the headlights