Floyd The Barber Karaoke

Bell on door clank

come on in

Floyd observes my

hairy chin

Sit down chair

don't be afraid

Steamed hot towel

on my face

I was shaved

I was shaved

I was shaved

Barney ties me

to the chair

I can't see

I'm really scared

Floyd breathes hard

I hear a zip

Pee-pee pressed

against my lips

I was shamed

I was shamed

I was shamed

Uh uh

I sense others

in the room

Opie Aunt Bee I presume

They take turns

and cut me up

I died smothered

in Aunt Bee's muff

I was shaved

I was shaved

I was shaved