Good evening ladies
and gentlemen
Here's a little number
I tossed off
recently in the
Caribbean
Isn't it awfully nice
to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good
to have a dong
It's swell to
have a stiffy
It's divine to
own a dick
From the tiniest
little tadger
To the world's
biggest prick
So three cheers
for your Willy
or John Thomas
Hooray for your
one-eyed
trouser snake
Your piece of pork
your wife's best friend
Your Percy
or your cock
You can wrap it
up in ribbons
You can slip it
in your sock
But don't take it
out in public
Or they will stick
you in the dock
And you won't
a-come a-back
Uh thank you
very much!