Well there's a man
I know
At least I used
to years ago
I didn't really mind
He used to come 'round
all the time
Of course he had
to be fed
I had to give him
a bed
He used to kip
on my sofa
They used to call him
a loafer
I've heard he's changed
a lot since then
But some of his ways
he just can't mend
Told the other day
That he'd offered
to pay
He didn't like his dad
He earned all
he ever had
He didn't have
no shame
He was a master
at his game
He never showed
his hand
He was the bed
and breakfast man
Oh he was
he was the bed
and breakfast man
Hey hey he was
he was the bed
and breakfast man
Hey hey he was
he was the bed
and breakfast man
Hey hey he was
he was the bed
and breakfast man
Hey hey he was
he was the bed
and breakfast man
Hey hey he was
he was the bed
and breakfast man
Hey hey he was
he was the bed
and breakfast man
Hey hey he was
he was the bed
and breakfast man