They say to have
her hair done Liz flies
all the way to France
And Jackie's
seen in a discotheque
doin' a brand new dance
And the White House
social season should be
glittering and gay
But here in Topeka
the rain is a fallin'
the faucet is a drippin'
and the kids are a bawlin'
One of them a toddlin'
and one is a crawlin' and
one's on the way
I'm glad that
Raquel Welch
just signed a
million dollar pact
And Debbie's
out in Vegas
workin' up
a brand new act
While the TV's
showin' Newlyweds
a real fun game to play
But here in Topeka
the screen door's a bangin'
the coffee's boilin' over
and the wash
needs a hangin'
One wants a cookie
and one wants
a changin' and
one's on the way
Now what was I doin'
Jimmy get away
from there
darn there goes the phone
Hello honey
what's that you say
you're bringin' a few
ole army buddies home
you're callin' from a bar
Get away from there
no not you honey
I was talkin' to the baby
wait a minute honey
the door bell
Honey could you stop
at the market and
hello, hello
well I'll be
The girls in
New York City
they all march
for women's lib
And Better Homes
and Gardens shows
the modern way to live
And the pill may change
the world tomorrow but
meanwhile today
Here in Topeka
the flies are a buzzin'
the dog is a barkin'
and the floor
needs a scrubbin'
One needs a spankin'
and one needs
a huggin' Lord
one's on the way
Oh gee
I hope it ain't
twins again