She said it's just
a woman thing
and pulled out of the drive
I said not to worry
I'm an understandin' guy
I heard that when
you love someone
you gotta let 'em go
She hollered
When I find myself
You'll be the first to know
Oo no news
I learned to do the laundry
Feed the cat
and clean the house
I promised to be patient
While she worked
her problems out
When she packed her bags
Her destination wasn't clear
But I sensed that her
intentions were honest
And sincere
Oo no news
She could telephone
Tell a friend
Tell a lie
'bout where she'd been
Send a pigeon
Send a fax write it
on a post it pad
Send a signal up in smoke
Tap it out in Morse Code
I'd prefer a bad excuse
No news
Her momma's
been a little vague
As to her whereabouts
Her sister says
I'm certain your
romance is headed south
I don't have a single doubt
that she's still in love
My level of anxiety
is just a product of
oo no news
She could telephone
Tell a friend
Tell a lie
'bout where she'd been
Send a pigeon
Send a fax write it
on a post it pad
Send a signal up in smoke
Tap it out in Morse Code
I'd prefer a bad excuse
She missed her bus
Missed her plane
Surely this can be explained
Lost her car at the mall
Got locked in a bathroom stall
Playin' guitar with the band
On the road with Pearl Jam
Buried with the Grateful Dead
Came back as a Parrot Head
Got derailed
Got de-iced
Offered as a sacrifice
FBI CIA
If they've seen her
they ain't sayin'
No news
Still no news