YOU KNOW I'M IMPATIENT
SO WHY WOULD YOU
LEAVE ME WAITING
OUTSIDE THE STATION
WHEN IT WAS LIKE MINUS
FOUR DEGREES
AND I I GET WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN'
I JUST REALLY DON'T WANNA
HEAR IT RIGHT NOW
CAN YOU SHUT UP FOR LIKE
ONCE IN YOUR LIFE
LISTEN TO ME I TOOK YOUR NICE
WORDS OF ADVICE ABOUT
HOW YOU THINK I'M GONNA DIE
LUCKY IF I TURN THIRTY-THREE
OKAY SO YEAH I SMOKE
LIKE A CHIMNEY
I'M NOT SKINNY AND I PULL A BRITNEY
EVERY OTHER WEEK
BUT CUT ME SOME SLACK
WHO DO YOU WANT ME TO BE
'CAUSE I'M TOO MESSY
AND THEN I'M JUST TOO DAMN CLEAN
YOU TOLD ME GET A JOB
THEN YOU ASK WHERE THE HELL I'VE BEEN
AND I'M TOO PERFECT
'TIL I OPEN MY BIG MOUTH
I WANT TO BE ME
IS THAT NOT ALLOWED
AND I'M TOO CLEVER
AND THEN I'M TOO STUPID DUMB
YOU HATE IT WHEN I CRY
UNLESS IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
AND I'M TOO PERFECT
'TIL I SHOW YOU THAT I'M NOT
A THOUSAND PEOPLE I COULD BE FOR YOU
AND YOU HATE THE WHOLE DAMN LOT
HATE THE WHOLE DAMN LOT
HATE THE WHOLE DAMN LOT
YOU HATE YOU HATE
IT'S TAKING YOU AGES
YOU STILL DON'T GET THE HINT
I'M NOT ASKIN' FOR PAGES
BUT ONE TEXT OR TWO
WOULD BE NICE
AND PLEASE DON'T PULL
THOSE FACES
WHEN I'VE BEEN OUT WORKING
LIKE EVERY DAY
IT'S JUST ONE BOTTLE
OF WINE OR TWO
BUT HEY YOU CAN'T EVEN TALK
YOU SMOKE TREES JUST TO
HELP YOU SLEEP
THEN WHY YOU OUT GETTIN'
STONED AT FOUR O'CLOCK
AND THEN YOU COME HOME TO ME
AND DON'T SAY HELLO
'CAUSE I GOT HIGH AGAIN
AND FORGOT TO FOLD MY CLOTHES
'CAUSE I'M TOO MESSY AND THEN
I'M JUST TOO DAMN CLEAN
YOU TOLD ME GET A JOB THEN YOU
ASK WHERE THE HELL I'VE BEEN
AND I'M TOO PERFECT
'TIL I OPEN MY BIG MOUTH
I WANT TO BE ME
IS THAT NOT ALLOWED
AND I'M TOO CLEVER
AND THEN I'M TOO STUPID DUMB
YOU HATE IT WHEN I CRY
UNLESS IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
AND I'M TOO PERFECT
'TIL I SHOW YOU THAT I'M NOT
A THOUSAND PEOPLE I COULD BE FOR YOU
AND YOU HATE THE WHOLE DAMN LOT
OH OOH AND I'M TOO MESSY
AND THEN I'M JUST TOO DAMN CLEAN
YOU TOLD ME GET A JOB
THEN YOU ASK WHERE THE HELL I'VE BEEN
AND I'M TOO PERFECT
'TIL I OPEN MY BIG MOUTH
I WANT TO BE ME
IS THAT NOT ALLOWED
AND I'M TOO CLEVER
AND THEN I'M TOO STUPID DUMB
YOU HATE IT WHEN I CRY
UNLESS IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
AND I'M TOO PERFECT
'TIL I SHOW YOU THAT I'M NOT
A THOUSAND PEOPLE I COULD BE FOR YOU
AND YOU HATE THE WHOLE DAMN LOT
YOU HATE THE WHOLE DAMN LOT
YOU HATE THE WHOLE DAMN LOT
YOU HATE THE WHOLE DAMN LOT
YOU HATE THE WHOLE DAMN LOT