Url Badman Karaoke

I work at home

in my parent's basement

I don't troll

I make statements

I'm not a cliché

sittin' in my PJ's

double cupping at

lunch on a Tuesday

I'm like Drake see

so don't hate me!

I get vexed if you

don't appreciate me

Real talk I put the world

to rights and when I'm a

big boy I'm gonna write

for Vice it's not for me

it must be wrong

I could ignore it

and move on but I'm a

broadband Champion a

URL Badman and if

you're tryna call it art

I'll have to take it all apart

I got a high-brow

game plan

a URL Badman

I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N

and no empathy

I got a high-brow

game plan

a URL Badman

I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N

and you're dead to me

'cause I'm a broadband

Champion a URL Badman

Spectacles

with no prescription

short-shorts

with conviction

Supreme Palace APC

Sizzurp in a chalice

yeah that's so me

I'm a London white boy

rapping ATL

Keyboard Warrior

that can't spell

I don't like you

I think you're worthless

I wrote a long piece

about it up on

my WordPress

it's not for me

it must be wrong

I could ignore it

and move on but I'm a

broadband Champion a

URL Badman and if

you're tryna call it art

I'll have to take it all apart

I got a high-brow

game plan

a URL Badman

I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N

and no empathy

I got a high-brow

game plan

a URL Badman

I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N

and you're dead to me

'cause I'm a broadband

Champion a URL Badman

I like Jordans

Joyrich, DJ’s screw s**t

Complex, Pitchfork

Winnie The Pooh s**t

I’m a space ghost

perpetrator, bottom

half of idolator, check

for Tyler the creator

blogespheric vindicator

A$AP, Kanye, XX remix

Mike Jones, Paul Wall

I need a Kleenex

I don’t like girls much

they’re kinda silly

Unless of course

they want to play

with my w***y

I’m a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N

and no empathy

I got a high-brow

game plan

a URL Badman

I’m a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N

and you’re dead to me

'cause I’m a broadband

Champion

a URL Badman

I got a high-brow

game plan

a URL Badman