Last night out of the blue
Driftin' off
to the evenin' news
She said honey
What would you do
if you'd-a never met me
I just laughed
Said I don't know
But I can take a
couple guesses though
Then I tried to dig real deep
Said darlin' honestly
I'd do a lot more
offshore fishin'
I'd probably eat more
drive-thru chicken
And take a few strokes
off my golf game
If I'd-a never
known your name
I'd still be drivin' that
old green Nova
I probably never would-a
heard of yoga
I'd be a better football fan
But if I was a single man
Alone and out there
on the loose
Well I'd be lookin' for
a woman like you
Well I could tell
That got her attention
So I said oh yeah
I forgot to mention
I wouldn't trade a single day
for a hundred years
the other way
She just smiled
and rolled her eyes
'Cause she's heard
all of my lines
I said come on girl seriously
If I hadn't been so lucky
I'd be
Shootin' pool
in my bachelor pad
Playin' bass
in my cover band
Restockin' up
cold Bud Light
for poker every
Tuesday night yeah
I'd have a dirt bike
in the shed
Not one throw pillow
on the bed
I'd keep my cash
in a coffee can
But if I was a single man
Alone and out there
on the loose
Well I'd be lookin' for
a woman like you
She knows what a mess I'd be
if I didn't have her here
But to be sure
I whispered in her ear
You know I get sick
deep sea fishin'
And you make the best
fried chicken
I got a hopeless golf game
I love the sound
of your name
I might miss
that old green Nova
But I love
watchin' you do yoga
I take a gold band
on my hand
over bein' a single man
'Cause honestly
I don't know what I'd do
if I never met
a woman like you