THIS IS THE STORY OF
MARY AND WILLI
MODERN LOVERS
WHO NEVER MET
THEY'RE BOTH LOOKIN'
FOR THAT
PERFECT LOVE
NEITHER ONE'S
FOUND IT YET
YOU SEE WILLI
WANTS HIS WOMEN
BEAUTIFUL
OR WILLI DON'T
WANT 'EM AT ALL
IF WILLI CAN'T HAVE A
BEAUTY ON HIS ARM
WILLI STAYS HOME
WILLI DRINKS BEER
WILLI WATCHES BALL
THAT'S WHY WILLI
AIN'T GOT NO WOMAN
LET'S SEE WHY MARY
AIN'T GOT NO MAN
4 BAR VOCAL
BREAK
LET'S TAKE A LOOK
AT OL' HARD WORKIN'
MARY
SHE'S GOT A
LITTLE BUSINESS
IT'S DOIN' WELL
SHE SAYS HER
WORKIN' LIFE IS HEAVEN
HER PERSONAL LIFE
IS HELL
MAYBE MARY'S
MUCH TOO CHOOSEY
AND SHE MIGHT
WIND UP ALONE
IF MARY CAN'T HAVE
MISTER PERFECT
ON HER ARM
EVERYBODY ELSE
IS WRONG
AND MARY
AIN'T GOT NO ONE
TO CALL HER BABY
WILLI AIN'T GOT
NO SHOULDER
TO LEAN ON
NOTHIN' ORDINARY'S
GONNA DO FOR
WILLI OR MARY
THAT'S WHY
WILLI AIN'T GOT
NO WOMAN
THAT'S WHY MARY
AIN'T GOT NO MAN