I ASKED HER
WHAT SHE WANTED
THIS YEAR
FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY
SHE THOUGHT ABOUT
IT LONG AND HARD
AND THEN
SHE SAID TO ME
I'D REALLY LIKE
A DIVORCE
THINK I'VE FINALLY
HAD ENOUGH
I SAID HONEY
I WASN'T PLANNIN' ON
SPENDIN' QUITE
THAT MUCH
WELL IT'S
CHEAPER TO KEEP HER
THAN IT IS
TO LET HER GO
I JUST CAN'T SEEM
TO SAY GOODBYE
TO HALF OF
EVERYTHING I OWN
WELL I'M
DAMNED IF I DO
AND I'M
DAMNED IF I DON'T
YEAH IT'S
CHEAPER TO KEEP HER
THAN IT IS
TO LET HER GO
4 BAR
BREAK
SHE HANDED ME
SOME PAPERS
THAT SHE WANTED ME
TO SIGN
SHE PULLED OUT
A PEN AND POINTED
AT THAT DOTTED LINE
IT'S NOT THE THOUGHT
OF LOSIN' HER
THAT REALLY BREAKS
MY HEART
YOU SEE I'M
IN LOVE WITH ALL
MY STUFF
AND THAT'S THE
HARDEST PART
WELL IT'S
CHEAPER TO KEEP HER
THAN IT IS
TO LET HER GO
I JUST CAN'T SEEM
TO SAY GOODBYE
TO HALF OF
EVERYTHING I OWN
WELL I'M
DAMNED IF I DO
AND I'M
DAMNED IF I DON'T
WELL IT'S
CHEAPER TO KEEP HER
THAN IT IS
TO LET HER GO
8 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
I STARTED THINKIN'
'BOUT IT
ADDING IT UP
THE HOUSE
THE BOAT
THE CAR
THE TRUCK
WHEN I SEE MY ATTORNEY
GONNA KICK HIS BUTT
FOR TALKIN' ME OUT
OF THAT DAMN PRE-NUP
WELL IT'S
CHEAPER TO KEEP HER
THAN IT IS
TO LET HER GO
I JUST CAN'T SEEM
TO SAY GOODBYE
TO HALF OF
EVERYTHING I OWN
WELL I'M
DAMNED IF I DO
AND I'M
DAMNED IF I DON'T
WELL IT'S
CHEAPER TO KEEP HER
THAN IT IS
TO LET HER GO
AIN'T GONNA LET HER GO