I NEED TO GO SHOPPIN'
THESE SHOES
ARE ALL WRONG
JUST LOOK IN
MY CLOSET
NOT A THING TO PUT ON
I WONDER
HOW THESE JEANS
MAKE ME LOOK
FROM BEHIND
THINGS THAT
NEVER CROSS A
MAN'S MIND
LET'S TURN OFF THE TV
NOW CAN'T
WE JUST TALK
LET'S LAY HERE
AND CUDDLE
TILL WE BOTH DRIFT OFF
IF WE DON'T
MAKE LOVE
THAT'LL BE JUST FINE
THINGS THAT
NEVER CROSS A
MAN'S MIND
THAT JOKE IS TOO DIRTY
THAT STEAK IS TOO THICK
AIN'T NO WAY
IN THE WORLD
I'LL EVER FINISH IT
THAT CAR IS TOO FAST
THIS BEER IS TOO COLD
AND WATCHIN'
ALL THIS FOOTBALL
IS SURE GETTIN' OLD
WISH I WAS WORKIN'
THIS WEEKEND
NOT ON THE LAKE
WETTIN' MY LINE
THINGS THAT
NEVER CROSS A
MAN'S MIND
HER LIPS ARE TOO RED
HER SKIRT IS TOO TIGHT
HER LEGS ARE
TOO LONG
AND HER HEELS ARE
TOO HIGH
BOY SHE LOOKS LIKE
THE MARRYIN' KIND
THINGS THAT
NEVER CROSS A
MAN'S MIND
THAT JOKE IS TOO DIRTY
THAT STEAK IS TOO THICK
AIN'T NO WAY
IN THE WORLD
I'LL EVER FINISH IT
THAT CAR IS TOO FAST
THIS BEER IS TOO COLD
AND WATCHIN'
ALL THIS FOOTBALL
IS SURE GETTIN' OLD
WISH I WAS WORKIN'
THIS WEEKEND
NOT ON THE LAKE
WETTIN' MY LINE
THINGS THAT
NEVER CROSS A
MAN'S MIND
I FEEL A LITTLE BLOATED
THINK I'M FIXIN' TO START
THAT MOVIE WAS GOOD
'CEPT FOR
THE VIOLENT PARTS
BRAD PITT IS SEXY
WHY DID HE
CHANGE HIS HAIR
I KNEW HIM AND JENNY
NEVER HAD A PRAYER
THESE CURTAINS CLASH
WITH THE CARPET
THE COLOR SCHEME
IS A CRIME
THINGS THAT
NEVER CROSS A
MAN'S MIND
THINGS THAT
NEVER CROSS A
MAN'S MIND