Oh ah watching the
people get lairy
Is not very pretty
I tell thee
Walking through town
is quite scary
And not very
sensible either
A friend of a friend
he got beaten
He looked the wrong
way at a policeman
Would never have
happened to Smeaton
And old Leodiensian
La-ah-ah
la-la-la-la-la la la
Ah-ah-ah ah-ah
la-la-la-la-la la la...
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
Oh I tried to get
in my taxi
A man in a
tracksuit attacks me
He said that he
saw it before me
Wants to get
things a bit gory
Girls run around
with no clothes on
To borrow a pound
for a condom
If it wasn't for chip fat,
they'd be frozen
They're not very sensible
La-ah-ah
la-la-la-la-la la la
Ah-ah-ah ah-ah
la-la-la-la-la la la...
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
And if there's anybody
left in here who
that doesn't want
to be out there...
Ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah
Ah ah ah
Ah ah
Oh ah watching the
people get lairy
is not very pretty
I tell thee
Walking through town
is quite scary
And not very sensible
La-ah-ah
la-la-la-la-la la la
Ah-ah-ah ah-ah
la-la-la-la-la la la...
Oh... ah... ah...
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
And if there's anybody
left in here
Who like doesn't want
to be out there
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot