IF YOU SAVE
YOURSELF
FOR MARRIAGE
YOU'RE A BORE
IF YOU DON'T
SAVE YOURSELF
FOR MARRIAGE
YOU'RE A
HORRIBLE PERSON
IF YOU WON'T
HAVE A DRINK
THEN YOU'RE
A PRUDE
BUT THEY'LL
CALL YOU A DRUNK
AS SOON AS YOU
DOWN THE
FIRST ONE
IF YOU CAN'T LOSE
THE WEIGHT
THEN YOU'RE
JUST FAT
BUT IF YOU LOSE
TOO MUCH
THEN YOU'RE
ON CRACK
YOU'RE DAMNED
IF YOU DO
AND YOU'RE DAMNED
IF YOU DON'T
SO YOU MIGHT AS
WELL JUST DO
WHATEVER
YOU WANT
SO
MAKE
LOTS OF NOISE
KISS
LOTS OF BOYS
OR KISS
LOTS OF GIRLS
IF THAT'S
SOMETHIN'
YOU'RE INTO
WHEN THE
STRAIGHT AND
NARROW
GETS A LITTLE
TOO STRAIGHT
ROLL UP A JOINT
OR DON'T
JUST FOLLOW
YOUR ARROW
WHEREVER
IT POINTS
YEAH
FOLLOW
YOUR ARROW
WHEREVER IT
POINTS
4 BAR BREAK
IF YOU DON'T GO
TO CHURCH
YOU'LL GO TO H***
IF YOU'RE
THE FIRST ONE
ON THE FRONT ROW
YOU'RE A
SELF-RIGHTEOUS
SON OF A
CAN'T WIN
FOR LOSIN'
YOU'LL JUST
DISAPPOINT 'EM
JUST 'CAUSE
YOU CAN'T
BEAT 'EM
DON'T MEAN
YOU SHOULD
JOIN 'EM
SO MAKE
LOTS OF NOISE
KISS
LOTS OF BOYS
OR KISS
LOTS OF GIRLS
IF THAT'S
SOMETHIN'
YOU'RE INTO
WHEN THE
STRAIGHT AND
NARROW
GETS A LITTLE
TOO STRAIGHT
ROLL UP A JOINT
OR DON'T
JUST FOLLOW
YOUR ARROW
WHEREVER
IT POINTS
YEAH
FOLLOW
YOUR ARROW
WHEREVER
IT POINTS
SAY
WHAT YOU THINK
LOVE
WHO YOU LOVE
'CAUSE YOU JUST GET
SO MANY TRIPS
'ROUND THE SUN
YEAH
YOU ONLY
ONLY
LIVE ONCE
4 BAR BREAK
SO MAKE
LOTS OF NOISE
KISS
LOTS OF BOYS
OR KISS
LOTS OF GIRLS
IF THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE INTO
WHEN THE
STRAIGHT AND
NARROW
GETS A LITTLE
TOO STRAIGHT
ROLL UP A JOINT
I WOULD
AND FOLLOW
YOUR ARROW
WHEREVER
IT POINTS
YEAH
FOLLOW
YOUR ARROW
WHEREVER
IT POINTS