WHEN I WOKE UP
THIS MORNIN'
THINGS WERE
LOOKIN' BAD
SEEMED LIKE
TOTAL SILENCE
WAS THE ONLY FRIEND
I HAD
A BOWL OF OATMEAL
TRIED TO STARE ME DOWN
AND WON
AND IT WAS
TWELVE O'CLOCK
BEFORE I REALIZED
I WAS HAVIN' NO FUN
AH BUT FORTUNATELY
I HAVE THE KEY
TO ESCAPE REALITY
AND YOU MAY
SEE ME TONIGHT
WITH AN ILLEGAL SMILE
IT DON'T COST
VERY MUCH
BUT IT LASTS
A LONG WHILE
WON'T YOU PLEASE
TELL THE MAN
I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE
NO I'M JUST TRYIN'
TO HAVE ME SOME FUN
THE LAST TIME
I CHECKED MY BANKROLL
IT WAS GETTIN' THIN
SOMETIMES IT SEEMS
LIKE THE BOTTOM
IS THE ONLY PLACE
I BEEN
I CHASED A RAINBOW
DOWN A ONE-WAY STREET
DEAD-END
AND ALL MY FRIENDS
TURNED OUT TO BE
INSURANCE SALESMEN
AH BUT FORTUNATELY
I HAVE THE KEY
TO ESCAPE REALITY
AND YOU MAY
SEE ME TONIGHT
WITH AN ILLEGAL SMILE
IT DON'T COST
VERY MUCH
BUT IT LASTS
A LONG WHILE
WON'T YOU PLEASE
TELL THE MAN
I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE
NO I'M JUST TRYIN'
TO HAVE ME SOME FUN
WELL I SAT DOWN
IN MY CLOSET
WITH ALL MY OVERALLS
TRYIN' TO
GET AWAY FROM
ALL THE YEARS
INSIDE MY WALLS
I DREAMED THE POLICE
HEARD EVERYTHING
I THOUGHT
WHAT THEN
WELL I WENT TO COURT
AND THE JUDGES NAME
WAS HOFFMAN
AH BUT FORTUNATELY
I HAVE THE KEY
TO ESCAPE REALITY
AND YOU MAY
SEE ME TONIGHT
WITH AN ILLEGAL SMILE
IT DON'T COST
VERY MUCH
BUT IT LASTS
A LONG WHILE
WON'T YOU PLEASE
TELL THE MAN
I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE
NO I'M JUST TRYIN'
TO HAVE ME SOME FUN
WELL DONE
HOT DOG BUN
MY SISTER'S A NUN