Once upon a time
there was a princess
Waiting for a boy
to give
back her shoe
Suck it in
suck it in
be a wife
in a blue dress
The prettiest piece
of property
the land ever knew
She waited
and she waited
for the guy to show
But she didn't know
that after midnight
He was busy
in her stepsister's bed
So Cinderella said
Plot twist
I don't need
no prince to save me
I'm a goddamn CEO
Don't call me baby
equal pay me
Snow White said
you tried to kiss her
So I'll just buy
a new glass slipper
And burn
your castle down
And kids
that's how
Cinderella snapped
When the smoke cleared
every girl
in the whole land
Woke the fuck up
and started
making demands
Rapunzel shaved their head
so there was nothin'
to climb on
Jasmine made out
with Mulan
Sleeping Beauty
sued the dude
who kissed her
while she was asleep
And Ariel was confident
without any feet
Tiana went and got
a Biomedical Degree
And Beauty realized
that she was the Beast
I don't need no
prince to save me
I'm a goddamn CEO
Don't call me baby
equal pay me
Snow White said
you tried to kiss her
So I'll just buy
a new glass slipper
And burn
your castle down
And kids
that's how
Cinderella snapped
He said
Cindy sweetie
don't be so emotional
You're always
so emotional
It's fine
to be controllable
If I'm emotional
that'd be the reason
for you to address me
While you're on your knees
in the scary event
That I get too emotional
during your trial
So watch
how you're speaking
Cause while
you were sleeping
around every weekend
And using your power
to pray on the weakest
I studied your own
legislation all season
And last I checked
cheating is treason
I don't need no
prince to save me
I'm a goddamn CEO
Don't call me baby
equal pay me
Snow White said
you tried to kiss her
So I'll just buy
a new glass slipper
Burn your castle down
And kids that's how
Cinderella snapped
