I HAD A ONE NIGHT
STAND
WITH MY BEST FRIEND'S
BABY SISTER
AND TO THIS DAY
HE STILL WON'T
SPEAK TO ME
I PAWNED
MY GRANDPA'S
OLD GUITAR IN COLLEGE
FOR A CASE OF BEER
AND A TANK OF GASOLINE
I TOOK A SWING
AT MY OLD MAN
ONE CHRISTMAS
I NEVER DREAMED
THAT IT WOULD BE
HIS LAST
I WISH MOM
HAD RUNG MY NECK
WHEN SHE CAUGHT ME
WITH THOSE CIGARETTES
WHICH REMINDS ME
I'M DOWN TO
MY LAST PACK
IF I HAD A DIME
FOR HALF THE THINGS
I DID
THAT DIDN'T MAKE
NO SENSE AT ALL
I'D BE LIVIN' A LITTLE
HIGHER ON THE HOG
IF ONLY I'D 'A KNOWN
THAT LATER ON
DOWN THE ROAD
I'D LOOK BACK
AND NOT LIKE
WHAT I SEE
I'D 'A CHANGED
A LOT OF THINGS
STARTIN' WITH ME
I CALLED MY BROTHER
EVERYTHING
I COULD THINK OF
THE NIGHT HE WOULDN'T
BAIL ME OUT OF JAIL
I LOST A JOB
MOST FOLKS
'ROUND HERE
WOULD DIE FOR
BY LAYIN' OUT ALL NIGHT
AND RAISIN' HELL
AND I LET A WOMAN
THAT I LOVE
SLIP THROUGH
MY FINGERS
CHALK ANOTHER
DUMB MOVE UP
TO MY FOOLISH PRIDE
I WASN'T THERE
STANDIN' BY THE BED
WHEN THE PREACHER
BOWED HIS HEAD
WITH THE FAMILY
THE DAY
MY GRANDMA DIED
IF I HAD A DIME
FOR HALF THE THINGS
I DID
THAT DIDN'T MAKE
NO SENSE AT ALL
I'D BE LIVIN' A LITTLE
HIGHER ON THE HOG
IF ONLY I'D 'A KNOWN
THAT LATER ON
DOWN THE ROAD
I'D LOOK BACK
AND NOT LIKE
WHAT I SEE
OH I'D 'A CHANGED
A LOT OF THINGS
STARTIN' WITH ME
IF ONLY I'D 'A KNOWN
THAT LATER ON
DOWN THE ROAD
I'D LOOK BACK AND NOT
LIKE WHAT I SEE
OH I'D 'A CHANGED
A LOT OF THINGS
STARTIN' WITH ME
STARTIN' WITH ME