And now broadcast live
in front of a live
studio audience
For the first time
from the certified up
to code WYDT Studio
It's the Corny Collins
Miss Hairspray
Spectacular
He's Corny
Brought to you by
Ultra Clutch Hairspray
What gives a girl power
and punch is it
charm is it poise
no it's hairspray
What gets a gal
asked out to lunch
is it brains is it dough
no it's hairspray
If you take a ride with
no can at your side
then your flip will be
gone with the wind
But if you spray it and
lock it you can take
off in a rocket and
in outer space each
hair will be in place
Why take a chance
when you get
up and dance
if you twist I insist
you use hairspray
And tell your mother
her head she should
smother with
Ultra Clutch faithfully
So if you're a redhead
a blonde or brunette
just take my advice
and you might just get
The only thing better
than hairspray
that's me
Forget the milkman
the only thing better
than hairspray
That's me
What makes a
man reach out
and touch
Ultra Clutch
So if you're a redhead
a blonde or brunette ooh
just take my advice
and you might just get
The only thing better
than hairspray
that's me
The only thing
better than hairspray
that's me
Ska doodle e ya
do wah do wah
Hey baby you look
like you could use a stiff one