Ow
Ow
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around
For a long long year
Stole many man's soul and faith
I was around when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands
And sealed his fate
Ow Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name ow yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around St Petersburg
When I saw
It was a time for a change
I Killed the Czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held the general's rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Ooh Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
ooh yeah
Ow what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game ah ha
I watched with glee
As your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the Gods they made
I shouted out
''Who killed the Kennedy's ''
When after all lt was you and me
So let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I have laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed
Before they reached Bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game ah
Aw Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game ah
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners Saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need
Of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy
Have some taste
Use all your well-learned politics
Or I'll lay your soul to waste Um
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game ah
Oh yeah Tell me baby
Do you know my name
Oh yeah
Tell me honey ooh
Do you know my name