I COULDN'T SAY
WHERE SHE'S
COMIN' FROM
BUT I JUST MET
A LADY NAMED
DINAH-MOE HUMM
SHE STROLL ON OVER
SAY LOOK HERE BUM
I GOT
A FORTY DOLLAR BILL
SAY YOU CAN'T
MAKE ME C##
YA JUST CAN'T DO IT
SHE MADE A BET
WITH HER SISTER
WHO'S A LITTLE BIT DUMB
SHE COULD PROVE IT
ANYTIME
ALL MEN WAS SCUM
I DON'T MIND
THAT SHE CALLED ME
A BUM
BUT I KNEW RIGHT AWAY
SHE WAS REALLY
GONNA C##
SO I GOT DOWN TO IT
I WHIPPED OFF
HER BLOOMERS
'N STIFFENED MY THUMB
AND APPLIED ROTATION
ON HER SUGAR PLUM
I POKED 'N STROKED
TILL MY WRIST GOT NUMB
BUT I STILL DIDN'T
HEAR NO
DINAH-MOE HUMM
DINAH-MOE HUMM
DINAH-MOE HUMM
DINAH-MOE HUMM
WHERE'S THIS DINAH-MOE
COMIN' FROM
I DONE SPENT
THREE HOURS
AND I AIN'T GOT A CRUMB
FROM THE DINAH-MOE
DINAH-MOE
DINAH-MOE
FROM THE
DINAH-MOE HUMM
SHE LOOKED OVER AT ME
WITH A GLAZED EYE
AND SOME BOVINE
PERSPIRATION
ON HER UPPER LIP AREA
AND SAID
JUST GET ME WASTED
AND YOU'RE
HALFWAY THERE
'CAUSE IF MY MIND'S
TORE UP
THEN MY BODY
DON'T CARE
I RUBBED MY
CHINNY-CHIN-CHIN
AND SAID MY MY MY
WHAT SORT OF THING
MIGHT THIS LADY
GET HIGH UPON
I CHECKED OUT
HER SISTER
WHO WAS HOLDIN'
THE BET
AND WONDERED
WHAT KIND OF TRIP
THE YOUNG LADY WAS ON
THE FORTY DOLLAR BILL
DIDN'T MATTER NO MORE
WHEN HER SISTER
GOT NAKED
AND LAID ON THE FLOOR
SHE SAID DINAH-MOE
MIGHT WIN THE BET
BUT SHE COULD
USE A LITTLE
IF I WASN'T DONE YET
I TOLD HER
SO I PULLED ON HER HAIR
GOT HER LEGS IN THE AIR
AND ASKED IF SHE HAD
ANY COOTIES IN THERE
SHE WAS BUNS UP
AND KNEELIN'
I WAS WHEELIN'
AND DEALIN'
SHE SURRENDERED
TO THE FEELIN'
AND SHE STARTED IN
TO SQUEALIN'
DINAH-MOE WATCHED
FROM THE EDGE
OF THE BED
WITH HER LIPS
JUST A-TWITCHIN'
AND HER FACE GONE RED
SOME DROOL
RUNNIN' DOWN
FROM THE
EDGE OF HER CHIN
WHILE SHE SPIED
THE CONDITION
HER SISTER WAS IN
SHE QUIVERED
AND QUAKED
AND CLUTCHED
AT HERSELF
WHILE HER SISTER
MADE A JOKE ABOUT
HER MENTAL HEALTH
TILL DINAH-MOE
FINALLY DID GIVE IN
BUT I TOLD HER
ALL SHE REALLY NEEDED
WAS SOME DISCIPLINE
KISS MY AURA
DORA
MM
IT'S REAL ANGORA
WOULD Y'ALL
LIKE SOME MORE-A
RIGHT HERE
ON THE FLOOR-A
AND HOW 'BOUT YOU
FAUNA
YA WANNA
MM SOUNDS LIKE
YOU'RE CHOKIN'
ON SOMETHIN'
DID YOU SAY
YOU WANT SOME MORE
WELL HERE'S SOME MORE
OH SURE LOOK
YOU THINK
I COULD INTEREST YOU
IN A PAIR OF
ZIRCON-ENCRUSTED
TWEEZERS
MM TWEEZERS
WAIT A MINUTE
LET ME STERILIZE 'EM
GIMME YOUR LIGHTER
I COULDN'T SAY
WHERE SHE'S
COMIN' FROM
BUT I JUST MET
A LADY NAMED
DINAH-MOE HUMM
SHE STROLL ON OVER
SAY LOOK HERE BUM
I GOT
A FORTY DOLLAR BILL
SAY YOU CAN'T
MAKE ME C##
YA JUST CAN'T DO IT
I WHIPPED OFF
HER BLOOMERS
'N STIFFENED MY THUMB
AND APPLIED ROTATION
ON HER SUGAR PLUM
I POKED 'N STROKED
TILL MY WRIST GOT NUMB
AND YOU KNOW
I HEARD SOME
DINAH-MOE HUMM
SOME DINAH-MOE HUMM
DINAH-MOE HUMM
DINAH-MOE HUMM
DINAH-MOE
DINAH-MOE
SOME DINAH-MOE
A LITTLE DINAH-MOE
SOME DINAH-MOE
SOME DINAH-MOE
A LITTLE DINAH-MOE
SOME DINAH-MOE
SOME DINAH-MOE
A LITTLE DINAH-MOE
A LITTLE DINAH-MOE
SOME DINAH-MOE
DINAH-MOE