I pick her up outside the station
She's telling me about
Her spring vacation
She's not leaving much
To the imagination
She's giving me way too
Much information
Maureen
You don't know what
You do to me
I know you won't
Be true to me
The least that you
Can do for me
Is keep it to yourself
I'm so sorry
I don't mean to shout
It's just that I can do without
The details of your
Days and nights and
Your thoughts and dreams
Maureen Maureen Maureen
Maureen Maureen
D-do you know what I mean
D-do you know what I mean
D-do you know what I mean
She calls me up at
Ten past midnight
'Cause she and some guy
Just had some big fight
And I say well maybe
He's just not all that bright
She tells me it's not his
Brain that she likes
M-M-M-M-M-Maureen
You don't know what
You do to me
I know you won't
Be true to me
The least that you
Can do for me
Is keep it to yourself
I'm so sorry
I don't mean to shout
But really I can do without
The details of your
Days and nights and your
Thoughts and dreams
Maureen Maureen
Maureen Maureen
I know you think
I'm just a friend
But can we please
Just put an end
To all the graphic imagery
That you insist on feeding me
I can't accept I'm not the one
Who's getting to
Have all the fun
Maybe that's what
Friends are for
But I just can't
Take it any more
M-M-M-M-M-Maureen
You don't know what
You do to me
I know you won't
Be true to me
The least that you
Can do for me
Is keep it to yourself
I'm so sorry
I don't mean to shout
But really I can do without
The details of your days
And nights and your
Thoughts and dreams
Can we keep it right
Can we keep it clean
Maureen Maureen Maureen
Maureen Maureen