Y'ALL ACT LIKE

YOU NEVER SEEN

A WHITE PERSON

BEFORE

JAWS ALL ON THE

FLOOR LIKE PAM

LIKE TOMMY

BURST IN THE DOOR

AND STARTED WHOOPIN'

HER ASS WORSE

THAN BEFORE

THEY FIRST

WERE DIVORCED

THROWIN' HER

OVER FURNITURE

IT'S THE RETURN

OF THE OH WAIT

NO WAY YOU'RE KIDDING

HE DIDN'T JUST

SAY WHAT I THINK

HE DID DID HE

AND DOCTOR DRE SAID

NOTHING YOU IDIOTS

DOCTOR DRE'S DEAD

HE'S LOCKED

IN MY BASEMENT

FEMINIST WOMEN

LOVE EMINEM

CHICKA CHICKA

CHICKA SLIM SHADY

I'M SICK OF HIM

LOOK AT HIM

WALKIN' AROUND

GRABBIN' HIS

YOU KNOW WHAT

FLIPPIN' THE

YOU KNOW WHO YEAH

BUT HE'S SO

CUTE THOUGH

YEAH I PROBABLY

GOT A COUPLE OF

SCREWS UP IN

MY HEAD LOOSE

BUT NO WORSE THAN

WHAT'S GOIN' ON IN

YOUR PARENTS' BEDROOMS

SOMETIMES I WANNA

GET ON TV AND

JUST LET LOOSE

CAN'T BUT IT'S

COOL FOR TOM GREEN

TO HUMP A DEAD MOOSE

MY BUM IS ON

YOUR LIPS

MY BUM IS ON

YOUR LIPS

AND IF I'M LUCKY

YOU MIGHT JUST GIVE

IT A LITTLE KISS

AND THAT'S THE

MESSAGE THAT WE

DELIVER TO

LITTLE KIDS

AND EXPECT THEM

NOT TO KNOW

WHAT A WOMAN'S

CLITORIS IS

OF COURSE

THEY'RE GONNA

KNOW WHAT

INTERCOURSE IS

BY THE TIME THEY

HIT FOURTH GRADE

THEY'VE GOT

THE DISCOVERY

CHANNEL DON'T THEY

WE AIN'T NOTHIN'

BUT MAMMALS

WELL SOME OF US

CANNIBALS WHO

CUT OTHER PEOPLE

OPEN LIKE CANTALOUPES

BUT IF WE CAN HUMP

DEAD ANIMALS

AND ANTELOPES

THEN THERE'S

NO REASON THAT A MAN

AND ANOTHER MAN

CAN'T ELOPE

BUT IF YOU FEEL

LIKE I FEEL

I GOT THE ANTIDOTE

WOMEN WAVE

YOUR PANTYHOSE

SING THE CHORUS

AND IT GOES

I'M SLIM SHADY

YES, I'M THE

REAL SHADY

ALL YOU OTHER

SLIM SHADYS ARE

JUST IMITATING

SO WON'T THE REAL

SLIM SHADY

PLEASE STAND UP

'CAUSE I'M

SLIM SHADY

YES I'M THE

REAL SHADY

ALL YOU OTHER

SLIM SHADYS ARE

JUST IMITATING

SO WON'T THE REAL

SLIM SHADY

PLEASE STAND UP

WILL SMITH DON'T

GOTTA CUSS IN HIS

RAPS TO SELL RECORDS

WELL I DO SO FUCK HIM

AND FUCK YOU TOO

YOU THINK I GIVE

A DAMN ABOUT

A GRAMMY

HALF OF YOU CRITICS

CAN'T EVEN STOMACH ME

LET ALONE STAND ME

BUT SLIM WHAT IF

YOU WIN WOULDN'T

IT BE WEIRD

WHY SO YOU GUYS

COULD JUST LIE

TO GET ME HERE

SO YOU CAN SIT ME

HERE NEXT TO

BRITNEY SPEARS

YO SHIT

CHRISTINA AGUILERA

BETTER SWITCH ME CHAIRS

SO I CAN SIT

NEXT TO CARSON DALY

AND FRED DURST

AND HEAR 'EM

ARGUE OVER WHO SHE

GAVE HEAD TO FIRST

LITTLE BITCH PUT ME

ON BLAST ON MTV

YEAH HE'S CUTE

BUT I THINK HE'S

MARRIED TO

KIM HEE HEE

I SHOULD DOWNLOAD

HER AUDIO ON MPTHREE

AND SHOW THE

WHOLE WORLD

HOW YOU GAVE

EMINEM VD

I'M SICK OF YOU

LITTLE GIRL

AND BOY GROUPS

ALL YOU DO

IS ANNOY ME

SO I HAVE BEEN SENT

HERE TO DESTROY YOU

AND THERE'S A MILLION

OF US JUST LIKE ME

WHO CUSS LIKE ME

WHO JUST DON'T

GIVE A FUCK LIKE ME

WHO DRESS LIKE ME

WALK TALK AND

ACT LIKE ME

AND JUST MIGHT

BE THE NEXT

BEST THING

BUT NOT QUITE

'CAUSE I'M

SLIM SHADY

YES I'M THE

REAL SHADY

ALL YOU OTHER

SLIM SHADYS ARE

JUST IMITATING

SO WON'T THE REAL

SLIM SHADY

PLEASE STAND UP

'CAUSE I'M

SLIM SHADY YES

I'M THE REAL SHADY

ALL YOU OTHER

SLIM SHADYS ARE

JUST IMITATING

SO WON'T THE REAL

SLIM SHADY

PLEASE STAND UP

I'M LIKE A HEAD

TRIP TO LISTEN TO

'CAUSE I'M ONLY

GIVIN' YOU

THINGS YOU JOKE

ABOUT WITH YOUR

FRIENDS INSIDE

YOUR LIVIN' ROOM

THE ONLY DIFFERENCE

IS I GOT THE

BALLS TO SAY IT

IN FRONT OF Y'ALL

AND I DON'T GOTTA

BE FALSE OR

SUGARCOAT IT AT ALL

I JUST GET ON

THE MIC AND SPIT IT

AND WHETHER YOU LIKE

TO ADMIT IT

I JUST SHIT IT

BETTER THAN

NINETY PERCENT OF

YOU RAPPERS OUT CAN

THEN YOU WONDER

HOW CAN KIDS EAT UP

THESE ALBUMS

LIKE VALIUMS

IT'S FUNNY

'CAUSE AT THE

RATE I'M GOIN'

WHEN I'M THIRTY

I'LL BE THE ONLY

PERSON IN THE

NURSIN' HOME FLIRTING

PINCHIN' NURSE'S

ASSES WHEN I'M

JACKING OFF

WITH JERGENS

AND I'M JERKING

BUT THIS WHOLE

BAG OF VIAGRA

ISN'T WORKING

AND EVERY

SINGLE PERSON

IS A SLIM

SHADY LURKIN'

HE COULD BE WORKING

AT BURGER KING SPITTIN'

ON YOUR ONION RINGS

OR IN THE PARKIN' LOT

CIRCLING SCREAMING

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

WITH HIS WINDOWS

DOWN AND HIS SYSTEM UP

SO WILL THE REAL

SHADY PLEASE STAND UP

AND PUT ONE OF THOSE

FINGERS ON

EACH HAND UP

AND BE PROUD TO

BE OUT OF YOUR MIND

AND OUT OF CONTROL

AND ONE MORE TIME

LOUD AS YOU CAN

HOW DOES IT GO

'CAUSE I'M

SLIM SHADY

YES I'M THE

REAL SHADY

ALL YOU OTHER

SLIM SHADYS ARE

JUST IMITATING

SO WON'T THE REAL

SLIM SHADY

PLEASE STAND UP

'CAUSE I'M

SLIM SHADY YES

I'M THE REAL SHADY

ALL YOU OTHER

SLIM SHADYS ARE

JUST IMITATING

SO WON'T THE REAL

SLIM SHADY

PLEASE STAND UP

'CAUSE I'M

SLIM SHADY

YES I'M THE

REAL SHADY

ALL YOU OTHER

SLIM SHADYS ARE

JUST IMITATING

SO WON'T THE REAL

SLIM SHADY

PLEASE STAND UP

'CAUSE I'M

SLIM SHADY YES

I'M THE REAL SHADY

ALL YOU OTHER

SLIM SHADYS ARE

JUST IMITATING

SO WON'T THE REAL

SLIM SHADY

PLEASE STAND UP

HA HA

I GUESS THERE'S

A SLIM SHADY

IN ALL OF US

FUCK IT

LET'S ALL STAND UP

The Real Slim Shady Karaoke

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