Yes man
As the world turns
We all experience things in life
Trials and tribulations
That we all must go through
When someone wants to test us
When someone tries our patience
I hang with a bunch of hippies
And wacky tobacco planters
Who swallow lit roaches
And light up
Like jack o' lanterns
Outsiders baby
And we suing the courts
'Cause we're dope as f##K
And only get a two
In The Source yo
They never should've
Booted me out of
Reform school
Deformed fool
Takin' a s##t in a warm pool so
They threw me out the Ramada lnn
I said it wasn't me I got a twin
Oh my god its you
Not again
It all started when my mother
Took my bike away
'Cause I murdered my guinea pig
And stuck him in the microwave
After that it was straight
To the 40-ouncers
Slappin' teachers and jackin' off
In front of my counselors
Class clown freshman
Dressed like Les Nessman
F##k the next lesson
I'll past the test guessin'
And all the other kids said
Eminem's a dis head
He'll never last the only class
He'll pass is phys ed
Maybe true till I told
This b##ch in gym class
That she was too fat
To swim laps
She needed Slim Fast
Yeah b##ch you so big
You walked into Vic Tanny's
And stepped on Jenny Craig
She picked me up to snap me
Like a skinny twig
Put me in the headlock
Then I thought of my guinea pig
I felt the evilness
And started transformin'
It began storming
I heard a bunch
Of cheering fans swarming
Grabbed that b##ch by the hair
Drug her across the ground
And took her up
The highest diving board
And tossed her down
Sorry coach it's too late
To tell me stop
While I drop
This b##ch face down
And watch her belly flop
As the World Turns
These are the
Days of our lives
These are the days
That we must go through
Day by day
We drive around
In million dollar sports cars
While little kids hide this tape
From their parents
Like bad report cards
Outsiders and we suing the courts
'Cause we dope as f##K
And only get a 2 in The Source
Hypochondriac hanging out
At the laundromat
Where all the raunchy fat
White trashy blondes be at
Dressed like a sailor standin'
By a pail of garbage
It's almost dark
And I'm still tryna nail
A trailer park b##ch
I met a slut and said
'What up it's nice to meet ya''
I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo
And a slice of pizza
But I'm broke as f##K
And I don't get paid
Till the first of next month
But if you care to join me
I was bout to roll
This next blunt
But I ain't got no weed
No Phillies or no papers
Plus I'm a rapist
And a repeated prison escapist
So gimme all your money
And don't try nothin' funny
'Cause you know
Your stinkin' ass
Is too fat to try to outrun me
I went to grab my gun
That's when her ass
Put it on me
Wit an uppercut and hit me
With a basket of laundry
I fell through the glass doors
And started causin' a scene
Slid across the floor
And flew right into
A washin' machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank God I was smokin'
Crack all day
And doped up off coke and smack
All I wanted to do
Was rape the b##ch
And snatch her purse
Now I wanna kill her
But so I gotta catch her first
Ran through Rally's parkin' lot
And took a shortcut
Saw the house she ran up in
And shot her f##King porch up
Kicked the door down
To murder this divorced slut
Looked around the room
That's when I seen
The bedroom door shut
I know you're in there b##ch
I got my gun cocked
You might as well come out now
She said come in its unlocked
I walked in and all I smelled
Was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread
Across the bed naked
Watchin' gay porn
She said come her big boy
Lets get acquainted
I turned around to run
Twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed
Nothing could stop her
I shot her five times
And every bullet
Bounced off her
I started to beg
No please let go
But she swallowed
My f##King leg whole
Like an egg roll
With one leg left
Now I'm hoppin' around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife
And sliced off
Her right nipple
Just trying to buy me some time
Then I remembered
This magic trick
Go go gadget d##k
Whipped that s##t out
And ain't no doubt about it
It hit the ground
And caused an earthquake
And power outage
I shouted
Now b##ch let's see
Who gets the best
Stuffed that s##t in crooked
And f##Ked that fat slut to death
Come here b##ch
Come here
Take this mothef##kin' d##k
B##ch come here
And as we go along
Throughout the days of our lives
We all face small obstacles
And challenges everyday
That we must go through
These are the things
That surround us
Through our atmosphere
Every day
Every single day
The world keeps turning
Keeps turning keeps turning
