BEHOLD THE WAY
OUR FINE-FEATHERED FRIEND
HIS VIRTUE DOTH PARADE
THOU KNOWEST NOT
MY DIM-WITTED FRIEND
THE PICTURE THOU HAST MADE
THY VACANT BROW
AND THY TOUSLED HAIR
CONCEAL THY GOOD INTENT
THOU NOBLE, UPRIGHT
TRUTHFUL, SINCERE
AND SLIGHTLY DOPEY GENT
YOU'RE MY... FUNNY VALENTINE
SWEET COMIC VALENTINE
YOU MAKE ME SMILE
WITH MY HEART
YOUR LOOKS ARE LAUGHABLE...
UN-PHOTOGRAPHABLE...
YET, YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE
WORK OF ART...
IS... YOUR FIGURE
LESS THAN GREEK
IS YOUR MOUTH A LITTLE WEAK
WHEN YOU OPEN IT... TO SPEAK
ARE YOU SMART
BUT DON'T CHANGE
A HAIR FOR ME...
NOT IF... YOU CARE FOR ME...
STAY LITTLE VALENTINE, STAY...
EACH DAY IS VALENTINE'S DAY...
IS YOUR FIGURE
LESS THAN GREEK
IS YOUR MOUTH A LITTLE WEAK
WHEN YOU OPEN IT... TO SPEAK
ARE YOU SMART
BUT DON'T CHANGE
A HAIR FOR ME...
NOT IF... YOU CARE FOR ME...
STAY LITTLE VALENTINE, STAY...
EACH DAY IS VALENTINE'S DAY...