I am the gum
on your shoes
The prostitute who rings
your family
I'll take your
breath away
You cross my path
and you'll pay
And all your friends
will laugh
I'm a person
with a plan for you
I'm a person who will
wreck your confidence
I will be
your namesake
I will be
your headache
I will be
your wit's end
I will be
your girlfriend
I am the knee
in your groin
And look around you
no ones noticed
it's true
I'm a person with
a plan for you
I'm a person who will
wreck your confidence
I will be
your namesake
I will be
your headache
I will be
your wit's end
I will be
your girlfriend
I am the gum
on your shoes
I am the knee
in your groin
I am the fly
in your soup
I have the fruit
of your loins
Somehow I complicate
your life
And now you'll have
to tell your wife
I'm a person with
a plan for you
I'm a person who will
wreck your confidence
I will be
your namesake
I will be
your headache
I will be
your wit's end
I will be
your girlfriend
I will be
your namesake
I will be
your headache
I will be
your wit's end