There's a danger zone
Not a stranger zone
Than the little plot
I walk on that
I call my home
Full of eerie sights
Weird and scary sights
Every vicious animal
that creeps and crawls
and bites
On.... the Amazon
the prophylactics prowl
on the Amazon
The hypodermics howl
on the Amazon
You'll hear a scarab
scowl and sting
zodiacs on the wing
all the stalactites
And vicious vertebrae
hunt the stalagmites
While laryngitis slay
all the parasites
That come from Paraguay
in the spring
hmm, hmm hmmm
snarling equinox
Among the rocks
will seize you
And the fahrenheit
comes out at night
to freeze you
Wild duodenum
are lurking in the trees
and the jungle swarms
with green apostrophes
oh the Amazon
Is calling me
On the Amazon
the pax vobiscum bite
on the Amazon
The epiglottis fight
on the Amazon
the hemispheres
at night all slink
Where the agnostics
drink
all the hippodromes
That lie concealed
in mud
join the metronomes
That live in swamp
and flood
then the kodachromes
Run out and drink
their blood
the poor ginks
While velocipedes
among the weeds
will scare you
And the menopause
with hungry jaws
ensnares you
Frenzied adenoids
infest the hills and slopes
everyone avoids
the deadly stethoscopes
oh the Amazon
Is calling
yes the Amazon
is calling
oh the Amazon
is calling me..........