Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
and I started up a fight
But now I'm jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk
to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk
too drunk to fuck
I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tyres
sounds like loads
and loads of fun
But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
in Eraserhead
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk
to fuck
it's all I need right now
too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk
to fuck
I'm sick soft gooey
and cold
too drunk to fuck
I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again
You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your
fuckin' retainer
put it in your purse
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
it's all I need right now
oh baby I'm melting like
an ice cream bar oh baby
and now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to fuck
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
ooohhh