IF I HAD MONEY
I'D TELL YOU WHAT I DO
I GO DOWNTOWN AND BUY A MERCURY OR TWO
I'M CRAZY BOUT A MERCURY
I'M CRAZY BOUT THE MERCURY
I'M GONNA BUY ME A MERCURY
AND CRUISE IT UP AND DOWN THE ROAD
THE GIRL I LOVE
I STOLE HER FROM MY FRIEND
HE GOT LUCKY
STOLE HER BACK AGAIN
CAUSE SHE KNOW THEY HAD A MERCURY
SHE KNOW THEY HAD A MERCURY
I'M GONNA BUY ME A MERCURY
AND CRUISE IT UP AND DOWN THE ROAD
HEY NOW MAMA
YOU LOOK SO-O FINE
DRIVIN' ROUND IN YOUR MERCURY FORTYNINE
I'M CRAZY BOUT YOUR MERCURY
I'M CRAZY BOUT A MERCURY
I'M GONNA BUY ME A MERCURY
AND CRUISE IT UP AND DOWN THE ROAD
MY BABY WENT OUT
SHE DIDN'T STAY LONG
SHE BOUGHT HERSELF A MERCURY
COME CRUISIN HOME
MY BABY BOUGHT A MERCURY
I'M CRAZY A A MERCURY
I'M GONNA BUY ME A MERCURY
AND CRUISE IT UP AND DOWN THE HILL