I'M THE SON OF
A THIRD GENERATION
FARMER
I BEEN MARRIED
TEN YEARS TO
THE FARMER'S DAUGHTER
I'M A GOD-FEARIN'
HARD-WORKIN'
COMBINE DRIVER
HOGGIN' UP THE ROAD
ON MY P-P-P-P-PLOWER
CHUG-A-LUG-A-LUGGIN'
FIVE MILES AN HOUR
ON MY INTERNATIONAL
HARVESTER
THREE MILES-A CARS
LAYIN' ON THEIR HORNS
A-FALLIN' ON
DEAF EARS-A CORN
LINED UP BEHIND ME
LIKE A BIG PARADE
OF LATE-TO-WORK
ROAD-RAGED JERKS
SHOUTIN'
OBSCENE WORDS
FLIPPIN' ME THE BIRD
WELL YOU MAY BE ON
A STATE-PAVED ROAD
BUT THAT BLACKTOP
RUNS THROUGH
MY PAYLOAD
EXCUSE ME FOR
TRYIN' TO DO MY JOB
BUT THIS YEAR
AIN'T BEEN NO
BUMPER CROP
IF YOU DON'T LIKE
THE WAY I'M A-DRIVIN'
GET BACK ON
THE INTERSTATE
OTHERWISE
SIT TIGHT
AND BE NICE
AND QUIT YOUR
HONKIN' AT ME
THAT-A WAY
'CAUSE I'M THE SON OF
A THIRD GENERATION
FARMER
I BEEN MARRIED
TEN YEARS TO
THE FARMER'S
DAUGHTER
I GOT TWO BOYS
IN THE COUNTY 4-H
I'M A LIFETIME
SPONSOR OF
THE F-F-A HEY
THAT'S A-WHAT I MAKE
I MAKE A LOTTA HAY
FOR A LITTLE PAY
BUT I'M PROUD TO SAY
I'M A GOD-FEARIN'
HARD-WORKIN'
COMBINE DRIVER
HOGGIN' UP THE ROAD
ON MY P-P-P-P-PLOWER
CHUG-A-LUG-A-LUGGIN'
FIVE MILES AN HOUR
ON MY INTERNATIONAL
HARVESTER
WELL I KNOW
YA GOT YOUR
OWN DEADLINES
BUT CUSSIN' ME
WON'T SAVE YA
NO TIME HOSS
A-THIS BIG-WHEELED
WIDE LOAD AIN'T
GOIN' ANY FASTER
SO JUST SMILE AND WAVE
AND TIP YOUR HAT
TO THE MAN
UP ON THE TRACTOR
'CAUSE I'M THE SON OF
A THIRD GENERATION
FARMER
I BEEN MARRIED
TEN YEARS TO
THE FARMER'S
DAUGHTER
I GOT TWO BOYS IN
THE COUNTY 4-H
I'M A LIFETIME
SPONSOR OF
THE F-F-A HEY
THAT'S A-WHAT I MAKE
I MAKE A LOTTA HAY
FOR A LITTLE PAY
BUT I'M PROUD TO SAY
I'M A GOD-FEARIN'
HARD-WORKIN'
COMBINE DRIVER
HOGGIN' UP THE ROAD
ON MY P-P-P-P-PLOWER
CHUG-A-LUG-A-LUGGIN'
FIVE MILES AN HOUR
ON MY INTERNATIONAL
HARVESTER
I'M A GOD-FEARIN'
HARD-WORKIN'
COMBINE DRIVER
HOGGIN' UP THE ROAD
ON MY P-P-P-P-PLOWER
CHUG-A-LUG-A-LUGGIN'
FIVE MILES AN HOUR
ON MY INTERNATIONAL
HARVESTER