YEAH I WAS ALWAYS
THE LAZY ONE
A SOUTHERN
CALIFORNIAN
BUT I'VE GOT
SOME KINFOLK
ON THE
MASON-DIXON LINE
SO THIS SUMMER
JUST FOR FUN
HOPPED IN MY DELOREAN
AND HEADED FOR
MY UNCLE'S FARM
FOR A SHORT TIME
I THOUGHT THAT
I WOULD BE HUNTIN'
AND FISHIN'
I MISUNDERSTOOD HIM
SOMEHOW
SO FAR THERE'S NOTHIN'
BUT CHORES HERE
TO MENTION
I DIDN'T MIND
FEEDIN' THE SOWS
BUT HOW DO YOU
MILK A COW
HOW DO YOU MILK A COW
I WASN'T IN FFA
THIS COW
MUST THINK I'M CRAZY
UP UNDER IT THIS WAY
I'M SITTIN' HERE A-PULLIN'
BUT THERE AIN'T
NOTHIN' COMIN' OUT
OH ME-I-EE-I-OH
HOW DO YOU MILK A COW
YEAH I LOVE IT HERE
IN TENNESSEE
BUT THESE FARMERS
ALL MAKE FUN OF ME
CAN'T HAUL MUCH HAY
IN A TINY SPORTS CAR
SO I GOT MYSELF
A FOUR-WHEEL DRIVE
LEARNED TO SPOTLIGHT
DEER AT NIGHT
AND I GOT
SHEARIN' SHEEP
RIGHT DOWN TO AN ART
ONE THING'S FOR SURE
I HATE
SHOVELIN' MANURE
IT GETS ALL OVER
MY OVERALLS
THEM HORSES
NEED SHOEIN'
I HEAR BESSIE MOOIN'
SO I THOUGHT
MAYBE I'D ASK YOU ALL
HOW DO YOU MILK A COW
HOW DO YOU MILK A COW
I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY
A MAN COULD
GET ARRESTED
FOR THIS IN L.A.
THIS HEIFER
MUST BE EMPTY
'CAUSE SHE AIN'T
PUTTIN' OUT
OH ME-I-EE-I-OH
TELL ME
HOW DO YOU MILK A COW
THIS SONG
IS ABSOLUTELY
AN UDDER DISASTER
I HOPE I DON'T GET
MAD COW DISEASE
HOW DO YOU MILK A COW
I NO LONGER CARE
I'M GETTIN'
SICK AND TIRED
OF SMELLIN' DERRIERE
I'M HEADIN' BACK TO CALI
AND I'M TURNIN' IN
MY PLOW
OH ME-I-EE-I-OH
HOW DO YOU MILK A COW