A MASON JAR
FULL OF SHINE
A CD OF LEANN RIMES
IS WHAT I BOUGHT
FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY
TONIGHT
NOW HERE I STAND
WITH MY PETUNIAS
IN HAND
AND YOU'VE GOT
A HEADACHE AGAIN
I HIT A YARD SALE
CUT MY TOENAILS
TRIMMED MY NOSE HAIRS
JUST RIGHT
I THOUGHT
YOU'D BE IMPRESSED
BY MY NEW HUNTIN' VEST
BUT THEY'S
NO CHANCE TONIGHT
IT AIN'T THE FIRST TIME
THIS YEAR
IT'LL BE THE TV AND BEER
I 'BOUT FORGOT
WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO BE KISSED
AS I SLEEP ON THE FLOOR
WHILE SHE SNIFFLES
AND SNORES
DID I SHAVE MY BACK
FOR THIS
AW MAN AW
WOO
THIS THING'S DULLER
THAN A DAD-BLAMED
BUTTER KNIFE
UH
NOW I BET SHE'LL REGRET
THE FACT THAT
SHE DIDN'T LET
ME TAKE HER
TO THAT MOTEL
WITH A POOL
YA KNOW
IT'S SO HARD TO FIND
FREE HBO AND SHOWTIME
AND THEM
VIBRATIN' BEDS
SURE ARE COOL
I SOUPED UP THE RV
FIRED UP MY FLO-BEE
TRIMMED MY TOUPEE
JUST RIGHT
I TRIED
SELF-TANNIN' CREAM
THAT TURNED
MY SKIN GREEN
UH YA KNOW
THE DIRECTIONS UH
SAID THAT IT MIGHT
WELL IT'S A
MYSTERY TO ME
WHY SHE DON'T LIKE
CLEDUS T.
MOST FIND ME
HARD TO RESIST
I'M WEARIN'
MY BRAND-NEW DRAWERS
AND WONDERIN'
WHAT THE HECK FOR
DID I SHAVE MY BACK
FOR THIS
DEANNA
DID I SHAVE MY BACK
FOR THIS
OOH OOH OOH
UH HOO UH HOO