Whatever happened to
fair dealing and
pure ethics and
nice manners?
Why is it everyone
now is a pain
in the ass?
Whatever happened
to class?
Whatever happened to
please may I and
yes thank you
and how charming
Now every
son of a bitch is a
snake in the grass
Whatever happened
to class?
Ah there ain't no
gentlemen to open
up the doors
There ain't no ladies
now there's only
pigs and whores
And even kids'll
knock you down
so they can pass
Nobody's got
no class...
Whatever happened to
old values and
fine morals and
good breeding?
Now no one even says
oops when they're
passing their gas
Whatever happened
to class?
Ah there ain't no
gentlemen that's
fit for any use
And any girl 'd
touch your privates
for a deuce
And even kids'll
kick your shins
and give you sass
Nobody's got
no class
All you read about
today is rape
and theft
Jesus Christ
ain't there
no decency left?
Nobody's got
no class
Everybody you
watch's got his
brains in his crotch
Holy crap
What a shame
What became
of class? .....