Snooker loopy
nuts are we
Me and him and
them and me
We'll show you
what we can do
With a load of balls
and a snooker cue
Pot the reds
then screw back
For the yellow
green brown blue
Pink and black
Snooker loopy
nuts are we
We're all
snooker loopy
Now ole' Mio as
we all know
Has got loadsa
dapper suits
London bred and
he keeps his head
And has got
Italian roots
Emotional and he
keeps his cool
Till he reaches
the finals
And whether he wins
Or whether he don't
I always poke
me eyeballs
But our friend Den
Hours he spent
Down the
snooker hall
On the ole'
green baize
His mates
seemed amazed
with his skills with
a snooker ball
But them
long shots
he never ever got
Why the ol'
mind boggles
And nowadays
he pots the lot
'Cos I wear
these goggles
Snooker loopy
nuts are we
Me and him and
them and me
We'll show you
what we can do
With a load of balls
and a snooker cue
Pot the reds
then screw back
For the yellow
green brown blue
pink and black
Snooker loopy
nuts are we
We're all
snooker loopy
Now Terry the Taff
was born
in the gaff
in the valleys of
the land of song
And as the reds
he puts to bed
He likes to
sing along
If I win he says
with a grin
It can only
help me can't it
I'll celebrate and
buy another eight
Hairbrushes for
me barnet
But ol' Willie Thorne
his 'air's all gone
And his mates
all take the rise
His opponent said
cover up his head
'Cos it's shining
in my eyes
When the light
shines down
on his bare crown
it's a cert he's
gonna walk it
It's just not fair
giving off that glare
Perhaps I ought
to chalk it
Snooker loopy
nuts are we
Me and him and
them and me
We'll show you
what we can do
With a load of balls
and a snooker cue
Pot the reds then
screw back
For the yellow
green brown blue
pink and black
Snooker loopy
nuts are we
We're all
snooker loopy
Steve last year
come very near
to winning the
snooker crown
But he never
got to put it
on his ginger nut
'cos the black ball
wouldn't go down
His manager of all
said sod that ball
But it helped him
make his mind up
Now he don't care
who wins this year
'Cos he's got the
rest of us
signed up
Snooker loopy
nuts are we
Me and him and
them and me
We'll show you
what we can do
With a load of balls
and a snooker cue
Pot the reds
then screw back
For the yellow
green brown blue
pink and black
Snooker loopy
nuts are we
We're all
snooker loopy
Snooker loopy
nuts are we
Me and him and
them and me
We'll show you
what we can do
With a load of balls
and a snooker cue
Pot the reds
then screw back
For the yellow
green brown blue
pink and black
Snooker loopy
nuts are we
We're all
snooker loopy
Snooker loopy
nuts are we
We're all
snooker loopy
Snooker loopy
nuts are we
We're all
snooker loopy