Well they call me
The life of the party
They call her
The belle of the ball
Well we start
Before anybody
And I promise
We'll outlast them all
Well it started
When I was in high school
My mom and my dad
Taught me well
A bottle of wine
At Thanksgiving
And a Valium
When Grandma raised ****
So I had some champagne
At a wedding
I believe that they
Called it cold duck
And the girl
I'd been eyeing all evening
She took me round back
And we
Sucked down the rest
Of that bottle
And things really started
To click
Well we kissed
On the boxes of liquor
And she reached down
And grabbed her some
Dickel and added some Cola
Far be it for me
Should I pass
For I thought
That if I drank another
I'd certainly
Need me some
Aspirin on the
Next morning
I tried not
To make me a sound
'Cuz the girl
Who was sleeping beside me
Had gained herself
Two-hundred
Pounding on my
Bedroom window
My dad yelled
To jump out of bed
But she woke up
From all the commotion
Insisting she'd
Give me some
Headlines she'd read
In the paper
She said it
Had been yesterday
They said if you
Use moderation
My mornings
Could all be this way
Well they call me
The life of the party
They call her
The belle of the ball
Well we start
Before anybody
And I promise
We'll outlast them all