Dracula was the name
And The Boogie Man
is my fame
I've got a monster
in my closet
Someone's underneath
my bed
The wind's knocking
at my window
I'd kill it but
it's already dead
It waits 'til
the midnight hour
to come
to torture me for
the wrong I've done
It just sits there and
stares at me
And it won't let me
get any sleep
I've got a monster
in my closet
Someone's underneath
my bed
The wind's knocking
at my window
I'd kill it but
it's already dead
At first I was scared
when I looked
at his eyes
But now that I know him
I'm not that surprised
I'm just waiting on
the sun to rise
Oh how I wish that old
sun would rise
I've got a monster
in my closet
Someone's underneath
my bed
The wind's knocking
at my window
I'd kill it but
it's already dead
I used to wonder why
he looked familiar
Then I realized it
was a mirror
Oh and now it is
plain to see
The whole time
the monster was me
Oh there's a monster
in my closet
Someone's underneath
my bed
The wind's knocking
at my window
I'd kill it but
it's already dead
Yeah
The living dead
Only thing that could
bring it back alive woman
Is some good good head