If you bought me
Diamonds
If you bought me
Pearls
If you bought me
Roses like some
Other gents might
Bring to other girls
It couldn't
Please me more
Than the gift
I see
A pineapple
For me
If in your emotion
You began to sway
Went to get
Some air or
Grabbed a chair
To keep from
Fainting
Dead away
It couldn't
Please me more
Than to see
You cling
To the pineapple
I bring
Ah
I can hear
Hawaiian breezes
Blow
Ah
It's from California
Even so how am I
To thank you
Kindly let it pass
Would you like
A slice
That might be nice
But frankly it
Would give me gas
Then we shall
Leave it here
Not to eat but see
A pineapple
For me
From me
Ah ah
But you must not
Bring me anymore
Pineapples
Do you hear
It is not proper
It is a gift
A young man would
Bring his lady love
It makes me blush
But there is no
One in all Berlin
Who is more
Deserving
If I could
I would fill your
Entire room
With pineapples
A pineapple
For you
From you
Ah ah
I think I will
Lie down for
A few minutes
My head is spinning
Good evening
Fraulein
Good evening
Herr Schultz
I am overwhelmed