Today I don't feel
like doin' anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like pickin'
up my phone
So leave a message
at the tone
'Cause today I swear
I'm not doin' anything
I'm gonna kick my feet up
Then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on
Throw my hand in my pants
Nobody's gonna
tell me I can't
No
I'll be loungin' on the couch
Just chillin' in my snuggie
Click to MTV so they can
teach me how to Dougie
'Cause in my castle
I'm the freakin' man
Oh oh
Yes I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause I can
Today I don't feel
like doin' anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like pickin'
up my phone
So leave a message
at the tone
'Cause today I swear
I'm not doin' anything
Nothin' at all
Hoo oo oo
Hoo oo oo
oo oo oo
Nothin' at all
Hoo oo oo
Hoo oo oo
oo oo oo
Tomorrow I'll wake up
Do some P90X
Meet a really nice girl
Have some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream out
This is great
Yeah
I might mess around
Get my college degree
I bet my old man
will be so proud of me
But sorry pops
You'll just have to wait
Oh oh
Yes I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause I can
Today I don't feel
like doin' anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like pickin'
up my phone
So leave a message
at the tone
'Cause today I swear
I'm not doin' anything
No I ain't gonna comb my hair
'Cause I ain't goin' anywhere
No no no no
No no no no no oh
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh oh oh
Today I don't feel
like doin' anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like pickin'
up my phone
So leave a message
at the tone
'Cause today I swear
I'm not doin' anything
Nothin' at all
Hoo oo oo
Hoo oo oo
oo oo oo
Nothin' at all
Hoo oo oo
Hoo oo oo
oo oo oo
Nothin' at all