WHEN YOU SEE A DEER
YOU SEE BAMBI
AND I SEE ANTLERS
UP ON THE WALL
WHEN YOU SEE A LAKE
YOU THINK PICNICS
AND I SEE
A LARGEMOUTH
UP UNDER THAT LOG
YOU'RE PROBABLY
THINKIN' THAT
YOU'RE GONNA
CHANGE ME
IN SOME WAYS
WELL MAYBE YOU MIGHT
SCRUB ME DOWN
DRESS ME UP
AW BUT NO MATTER
WHAT
REMEMBER
I'M STILL A GUY
WHEN YOU SEE
A PRICELESS
FRENCH PAINTING
I SEE A DRUNK
NAKED GIRL
YOU THINK THAT RIDIN'
A WILD BULL
SOUNDS CRAZY
AND I'D LIKE
TO GIVE IT A WHIRL
WELL LOVE MAKES
A MAN DO SOME THINGS
HE AIN'T PROUD OF
AND IN A WEAK MOMENT
I MIGHT
WALK YOUR SISSY DOG
HOLD YOUR PURSE
AT THE MALL
BUT REMEMBER
I'M STILL A GUY
AND I'LL POUR OUT
MY HEART
HOLD YOUR HAND
IN THE CAR
WRITE A LOVE SONG
THAT MAKES YOU CRY
THEN TURN
RIGHT AROUND
KNOCK SOME JERK
TO THE GROUND
'CAUSE HE COPPED
A FEEL
AS YOU WALKED BY
I CAN HEAR YOU NOW
TALKIN'
TO YOUR FRIENDS
SAYING YEAH GIRLS
HE'S COME A LONG WAY
FROM DRAGGIN'
HIS KNUCKLES
AND CARRYIN' A CLUB
AND BUILDIN' A FIRE
IN A CAVE
BUT WHEN YOU SAY
A BACKRUB
MEANS ONLY A BACKRUB
THEN YOU SWAT
MY HAND
WHEN I TRY
WELL NOW
WHAT CAN I SAY
AT THE END OF THE DAY
HONEY
I'M STILL A GUY
16 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
AND I'LL POUR OUT
MY HEART
HOLD YOUR HAND
IN THE CAR
WRITE A LOVE SONG
THAT MAKES YOU CRY
THEN TURN RIGHT
AROUND
KNOCK SOME JERK
TO THE GROUND
'CAUSE HE COPPED
A FEEL
AS YOU WALKED BY
THESE DAYS
THERE'S DUDES
GETTIN' FACIALS
MANICURED WAXED
AND BOTOXED
WITH DEEP SPRAY-ON
TANS
AND CREAMY LOTIONY
HANDS
YOU CAN'T GRIP
A TACKLEBOX
YEAH WITH ALL OF
THESE MEN LININ' UP
TO GET NEUTERED
IT'S HIP NOW
TO BE FEMINIZED
I DON'T HIGHLIGHT
MY HAIR
I'VE STILL GOT A PAIR
YEAH HONEY
I'M STILL A GUY
OH MY EYEBROWS
AIN'T PLUCKED
THERE'S A GUN
IN MY TRUCK
OH THANK GOD
I'M STILL A GUY
YEAH BOY