I CAN MAKE
ANYBODY PRETTY
I CAN MAKE YOU BELIEVE
ANY LIE
I CAN MAKE YOU
PICK A FIGHT
WITH SOMEBODY TWICE
YOUR SIZE
WELL I'VE BEEN KNOWN
TO CAUSE
A FEW BREAK UPS
AND I'VE BEEN KNOWN
TO CAUSE
A FEW BIRTHS
I CAN MAKE YOU
NEW FRIENDS
OR GET YOU FIRED
FROM WORK
AND SINCE THE DAY
I LEFT MILWAUKEE
LYNCHBURG
AND BORDEAUX FRANCE
BEEN MAKIN' THE BARS
LOTS OF BIG MONEY
AND HELPIN'
WHITE PEOPLE DANCE
I GOT YOU IN TROUBLE
IN HIGH SCHOOL
BUT COLLEGE
NOW THAT WAS A BALL
YOU HAD
SOME OF THE BEST TIMES
YOU'LL NEVER
REMEMBER
WITH ME
ALCOHOL
ALCOHOL
I GOT BLAMED
AT YOUR WEDDING
RECEPTION
FOR YOUR BEST MAN'S
EMBARASSING SPEECH
AND ALSO FOR THOSE
NAKED PICTURES OF YOU
AT THE BEACH
I'VE INFLUENCED KINGS
AND WORLD LEADERS
I HELPED HEMINGWAY
WRITE
LIKE HE DID
AND I'LL BET YOU
A DRINK OR TWO
THAT I CAN MAKE YOU
PUT THAT LAMP SHADE
ON YOUR HEAD
'CAUSE SINCE THE DAY
I LEFT MILWAUKEE
LYNCHBURG
AND BORDEAUX FRANCE
I'VE BEEN MAKIN' A FOOL
OUT OF FOLKS
JUST LIKE YOU
AND HELPIN'
WHITE PEOPLE DANCE
I AM MEDICINE
AND I AM POISON
I CAN HELP YOU UP
OR MAKE YOU FALL
YOU HAD SOME
OF THE BEST TIMES
YOU'LL NEVER
REMEMBER
WITH ME
ALCOHOL
YEAH SINCE THE DAY
I LEFT MILWAUKEE
LYNCHBURG
AND BORDEAUX FRANCE
BEEN MAKIN' THE BARS
LOTS OF BIG MONEY
YEAH I GOT YOU
IN TROUBLE
IN HIGH SCHOOL
COLLEGE
NOW THAT WAS A BALL
YOU HAD SOME
OF THE BEST TIMES
YOU'LL NEVER
REMEMBER
WITH ME
ALCOHOL
ALCOHOL
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