WOO-HOO-HOO
DEBBIE JUST HIT THE WALL
SHE NEVER HAD IT ALL
ONE PROZAC A DAY
HUSBAND'S A C-P-A
HER DREAMS
WENT OUT THE DOOR
WHEN SHE TURNED TWENTY-FOUR
ONLY BEEN WITH ONE MAN
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER PLAN
SHE WAS GONNA BE AN ACTRESS
SHE WAS GONNA BE A STAR
SHE WAS GONNA SHAKE HER ASS
ON THE HOOD OF
WHITESNAKE'S CAR
HER YELLOW S.U.V.
IS NOW THE ENEMY
LOOKS AT HER AVERAGE LIFE
AND NOTHIN' HAS BEEN ALRIGHT
SINCE BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
MADONNA
WAY BEFORE NIRVANA
THERE WAS U2 AND BLONDIE
AND MUSIC STILL ON M.T.V.
HER TWO KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL
THEY TELL HER
THAT SHE'S UNCOOL
'CAUSE SHE'S STILL PREOCCUPIED
WITH NINETEEN, NINETEEN
NINETEEN-EIGHTY-FIVE
WOO-HOO-HOO
SHE'S SEEN ALL THE CLASSICS
SHE KNOWS EVERY LINE
BREAKFAST CLUB
PRETTY IN PINK
EVEN ST. ELMO'S FIRE
SHE ROCKED OUT TO WHAM!
NOT A BIG LIMP BIZKIT FAN
THOUGHT SHE'D GET A HAND
ON A MEMBER OF DURAN DURAN
WHERE'S THE MINI-SKIRT
MADE OF SNAKESKIN
AND WHO'S THE OTHER GUY
THAT'S SINGIN' IN VAN HALEN
WHEN DID REALITY BECOME T.V.
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO
SITCOMS, GAME SHOWS
ON THE RADIO WAS
SPRINGSTEEN, MADONNA
WAY BEFORE NIRVANA
THERE WAS U2 AND BLONDIE
AND MUSIC STILL ON M.T.V.
HER TWO KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL
THEY TELL HER
THAT SHE'S UNCOOL
'CAUSE SHE'S STILL PREOCCUPIED
WITH NINETEEN, NINETEEN
NINETEEN-EIGHTY-FIVE
SHE HATES TIME
MAKE IT STOP
WHEN DID MOTLEY CRUE
BECOME CLASSIC ROCK
AND WHEN DID OZZY
BECOME AN ACTOR
PLEASE MAKE THIS
STOP, STOP, STOP
AND BRING BACK
SPRINGSTEEN, MADONNA
WAY BEFORE NIRVANA
THERE WAS U2 AND BLONDIE
AND MUSIC STILL ON M.T.V.
HER TWO KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL
THEY TELL HER
THAT SHE'S UNCOOL
'CAUSE SHE'S STILL PREOCCUPIED
NINETEEN-EIGHTY-FIVE
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, MADONNA
WAY BEFORE NIRVANA
THERE WAS U2 AND BLONDIE
AND MUSIC STILL ON M.T.V.
HER TWO KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL
THEY TELL HER
THAT SHE'S UNCOOL
BUT SHE'S STILL PREOCCUPIED
WITH NINETEEN, NINETEEN
NINETEEN-EIGHTY-FIVE