Drivin' down the interstate
Runnin' thirty minutes late
Singing margaritaville
and minding my own
Some foreign car drivin' dude
with a road rage attitude
Pulled up beside me
talking on his cell phone
He started yellin' at me
like I did something wrong
He flipped me the bird
And then he was gone
Some beach
Somewhere
There's a big umbrella
casting shade over
an empty chair
Palm trees are growing
and warm breeze is blowing
I picture myself right there
On some beach
Somewhere
I circled the parking lot
tryin' to find a spot
Just big enough
I could park my old truck
A man with a big cigar
was gettin' into his car
I stopped and waited
for him to back up
From out of no where
a Mercedes Benz
Came cruisin' up
and whipped right in
Some beach
Somewhere
There's nowhere to go
and you got all day
to get there
There's cold margaritas
and hot senoritas
Smilin' with long dark hair
On some beach
Somewhere
I sat in that waiting room
it seemed like all afternoon
The nurse finally said
Docs ready for you
You're not gonna feel a thing
we'll give you some Novocain
That tooth'll be fine
in a minute or two
He stuck that needle
down deep in my gum
And he started drillin'
before I was numb
Some beach
Somewhere
There's a beautiful sunset
burnin' up the atmosphere
There's music and dancin'
and lovers romancin'
The salty evenin' air
On some beach
Somewhere
On some beach
Somewhere