I WAS SITTIN' THERE
SELLIN' TURNIPS
ON A FLATBED TRUCK
CRUNCHIN'
ON A PORK RIND
WHEN SHE PULLED UP
SHE HAD TO BE THINKIN'
THIS IS WHERE
REDNECKS
COME FROM
SHE HAD HOLLYWOOD
WRITTEN ON HER
LICENSE PLATE
SHE WAS LOST
AND LOOKIN' FOR
THE INTERSTATE
NEEDIN' DIRECTIONS
AND I WAS THE MAN
FOR THE JOB
I TOLD HER
WAY UP YONDER
PAST THE CAUTION LIGHT
THERE'S A LITTLE
COUNTRY STORE
WITH AN OLD COKE SIGN
YOU GOTTA STOP IN
AND ASK MISS BELLE
FOR SOME OF HER
SWEET TEA
THEN A LEFT
WILL TAKE YOU TO
THE INTERSTATE
BUT A RIGHT
WILL BRING YOU
RIGHT BACK HERE TO ME
I WAS SITTIN' THERE
THINKIN' 'BOUT
HER PRETTY FACE
KICKIN' MYSELF FOR NOT
CATCHIN' HER NAME
I THREW MY HAT
AND THOUGHT YOU FOOL
IT COULD'VE BEEN LOVE
I KNEW MY OLD FORD
COULDN'T
RUN HER DOWN
SHE PROBABLY DIDN'T
LIKE ME ANYHOW
SO I WATCHED HER
DISAPPEAR
INTO A CLOUD OF DUST
I TOLD HER
WAY UP YONDER
PAST THE CAUTION LIGHT
THERE'S A LITTLE
COUNTRY STORE
WITH AN OLD COKE SIGN
YOU GOTTA STOP IN
AND ASK MISS BELLE
FOR SOME OF HER
SWEET TEA
THEN A LEFT
WILL TAKE YOU TO
THE INTERSTATE
BUT A RIGHT
WILL BRING YOU
RIGHT BACK HERE TO ME
IS THIS GEORGIA HEAT
PLAYIN' TRICKS ON ME
OR AM I REALLY SEEIN'
WHAT I THINK I SEE
THE WOMAN
OF MY DREAMS
COMIN' BACK TO ME WOO
8 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
SHE WENT
WAY UP YONDER
PAST THE CAUTION LIGHT
DON'T KNOW WHY BUT
SOMETHIN' FELT RIGHT
WHEN SHE STOPPED
AND ASKED MISS BELLE
FOR SOME OF HER
SWEET TEA
MAMA GAVE HER
A BIG OL' GLASS
AND SENT HER
RIGHT BACK HERE TO ME
THANK GOD
FOR GOOD DIRECTIONS
AND TURNIP GREENS