HEY LADIES
IN THE PLACE
WE'RE CALLIN' OUT
TO YA
THERE'S ONE NEW
CITY KID AND NEVER
WAS SMOOTHER
THERE'S MORE TO ME
THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW
AND I GOT MORE HITS
THAN Z -O -R -R -O
ALL THIS TIME RUSHIN'
AND ALL THIS
TOMFOOLERY
I'LL TAKE A WOMAN
HOME WITH THE HELP
OF CHUCK WOOLERY
WORDS FLOWIN' OUT
JUST LIKE
THE GRAND CANYON
I'M ALWAYS LOOKIN' OUT
FOR A FEMALE
COMPANION
I PUT THE GLASS
AROUND HER GO SLOW
WHEN I TAKE HER TO
THE CRIB
TOOK OFF MY MOCCASINS
REALLY I DID
DEALIN' I MAKE A LOVE
BASED EXPERIMENT
I BRING HER BACK TO YA
WHILE POP'S IN THE FORTY'S
AND YOUR BODY I FEEL
YOUR BODY'S ON TIME
YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN
BLOW MY MY MIND
STARING AT THE CRACKS
UP THERE UP
ON THE WALL
SUCH IS SUCH
YOU NEED THE BASS
THAT I'M THROWIN'
I'M TALKIN' TO
THE GIRL
AND YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M DOIN'
I'M TALKIN' TO THE KID
THE WHO
THE KID GOT A KEY
YO LADIES
LADIES IN THE HOUSE
WELL
I'M IN THE CORNER
WITH THE GOODS
GOOD LOOKIN' GOODER
I DROPPED MY DRAWERS
AND SAID WELCOME
BACK KOTTER
HE WAS CUTTIN' UP
THE RUG
CUTTIN' UP THE CARPET
IN MY APARTMENT
OH BABY
PLEASE STOP IT
GIFTS THAT I GOT
THE GIFT THAT I HAVE
AND THE GIRL
AIN'T NUTTIN'
BUT A BIG OL' TRAMP
EDUCATED DOG
AND STUPID YEP
AND WHEN I SAY STUPID
I MEAN STUPID
I'M NOT JASON CANTEEN
OR CHACHI IN CHARGE
I'M ADAM
IN THE BOTTOM
IN THE BOTTOM OF
DRAWERS
WITH A WHITE VEST SUIT
GOT THE LOOKS TO KILL
MAKE A GIRL IN THE BACK
OF THE COUPE
DE VILLE
I MET A LITTLE CUTIE
SHE WAS HYPE
FOR MY SUITY
I LEFT THE LITTLE
CUTIE AND I KICKED HER
IN THE BOOTY
'CAUSE IM THE TYPE
OF GUY
THAT DON'T MESS
AROUND
YOU BE LISTENIN'
TO THE PERFECTED
NUMBER ONE SOUND
SO STEP TO THE RYHTHM
STEP TO THE RHYME
I GOT AN OPEN MOUTH
WON'T YOU ALL
GET INSIDE
TUNE IN TURN ON
TO TUNE IN THE HITS
LIVE LADIES FLOCK
LIKE BEES IN A HIVE
HEY LADIES
HEY LADIES
HEY HEY HEY LADIES
HEY LADIES HEY
HEY HEY LADIES
HEY LADIES HEY
HEY HEY LADIES
HEY HEY LADIES
YOU KNOW
SHE GOT A GOLD TOOTH
YOU KNOW THAT
SHE'S HARD CORE
SHE'LL LEAD YOU
TO A GOOD TIME
AND SHOW YOU
TO THE DOOR
RAPPIN' WITH A GIRL
YOU'RE ANGRY IN TEARS
BET THEY GOT GOLD
FROM THEIR ANKLES
TO THEIR EARS
COOLER IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE NIGHT
WHEN I'M DRINKIN'
HOMEBOY LOOKIN'
OVER THERE DARREN
WAS SINKIN'
SAID COME ON
OVER THERE
WAS PLENTY OF THIS
I DROVE STRAIGHT
IN THE LIQUOR STORE
YOU KNOW
I COULDN'T MISS
YOUR OLD LADY LOVED
YOU AND DROVE
YOU INSANE
YA THREW YOURSELF
IN THE BACK OF
THE SEX TRAIN
FIVE BUCKS AT
ANY OLD PRICE
A GORILLA
LIKE YOUR MOTHER
IS VERY WEAK
TOOK HER DOWN TWICE
TILL I DIDN'T KNOW
I WOKE UP IN
THE MORNING
WITH A WORN
AND TORN HO'
'CAUSE I ANNOUNCE
I LIKE GIRLS
WITH BOUNCE
THE KIND OF GIRL
THAT PAYS POUND
PER OUNCE
GIRLS WITH JAWS
AND BIG LONG LOCKS
AND BIG HIPS OFTEN
GET A RESPONSE
WALKIN' HIGH
AND MIGHTY LIKE
SHE'S THE ONE
SHE THINKS SHE'S
THE PASSIONATE ONE
HEY LADIES HEY
HEY LADIES
ALL THE LADIES
IN THE HOUSE
HEY LADIES
ALL THE LADIES
ALL THE LADIES
IN THE HOUSE
HEY HEY HEY LADIES
WOO
