ALL YOU TREKKIES
AND TV ADDICTS
DON'T MEAN TO DIS
DON'T MEAN TO
BRING STATIC
ALL YOU KLINGONS
IN THE F#####' HOUSE
GRAB YOUR
BACKSTREET FRIEND
AND GET LOUD
BLOWIN' DOORS
OFF HINGES
GRAB YOU
WITH THE PINCHERS
AND NO I DIDN'T RETIRE
I'LL SNATCH YA OFF
WITH THE
NEEDLE-NOSE PLIERS
LIKE MUTUAL OF OMAHA
GOT THE ILL BOAT
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN
BEFORE
GLIDIN' IN THE GLADES
AND LIKE LORNE GREENE
YOU KNOW I GET PAID
LIKE CAPRESE
WITH THE BASIL
NOT GOOFY LIKE
DARRIN OR HAZEL
I'M A M###########'
NICK AT NIGHT
WITH CLASSICS
RERUNNIN'
THAT YOU KNOW ALRIGHT
NOW REMAIN CALM
NO ALARM
'CAUSE MY FARM
AIN'T PHAT
SO WHAT'S UP WITH THAT
I'VE GOT FRIENDS
AND FAMILY
THAT I RESPECT
WHEN I THINK
I'M TOO GOOD
THEY PUT ME IN CHECK
SO BELIEVE
WHEN THEY SAY
I'M NO BETTER THAN YOU
EXCEPT WHEN I RAP
SO I GUESS IT AIN'T TRUE
LIKE THAT Y'ALL
AND YA JUST DON'T STOP
GUARANTEED TO
MAKE YOUR BODY ROCK
CHECK CH-CHECK CHECK
CHECK CH-CHECK IT OUT
WHAT WHA-WHAT WHAT
WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT
WORK WO-WORK WORK
WORK WO-WORK IT OUT
LET'S TURN THIS
M###########' PARTY OUT
SAID DOC
WHAT'S THE CONDITION
I'M A MAN
THAT'S ON A MISSION
HE SAID SON
YOU BETTER LISTEN
STUCK IN YOUR A$$
IS AN ELECTRICIAN
LIKE A SCIENTIST
MM WHEN I'M
APPLYING THIS
METHOD OF
CONTROLLIN' MY MIND
LIKE EINSTEIN
AND THE RAPPIN' DUKE
COMBINED
NOW HEY BABY BUBBA
NOW WHAT THE DEAL
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU GO FOR THAT
MASS APPEAL
SOME CALL IT SALUGI
SOME HOT POTATO
I STOLE YOUR MIC
BUT YOU WON'T
SEE IT LATER
'CAUSE I WORK MAGIC
LIKE A MAGICIAN
I ADD UP
THE MATHEMATICIAN
AS A BANK CASHIER
ENGINEER
I WEAR COTTON
AND I DON'T WEAR SHEER
SHAZAM
AND ABRACADABRA
IN THE WHIP
I'M GONNA
CRUISE PAST YA
YO MONEY
DON'T CHUMP YOURSELF
PUT THAT S###
BACK ON THE SHELF
LIGHT RAYS BLAZIN'
YOU'RE OUTTA PHASE
AND MY CREWS AMAZIN'
WE'RE WORKIN'
ON THE RECORD YO
SO JUST STAY PATIENT
CHECK CH-CHECK CHECK
CHECK CH-CHECK IT OUT
WHAT DAH WHAT WHAT
WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT
WORK DAH WORK WORK
WORK-A WORK IT OUT
LET'S TURN THIS
M###########' PARTY OUT
NOW I GO BY THE NAME
OF THE KING ADROCK
I DON'T WEAR A CUP
NOR A JOCK
I BRING THE S###
THAT'S BEYOND BIZARRE
LIKE MISS PIGGY
AND I AM THE ONE
WITH THE CLIENTELE
YOU SAY ADROCK
YOU ROCK SO WELL
I GOT CLASS
LIKE PINK CHAMPALE
MCA GRAB THE MIC
BEFORE THE MIC
GOES STALE
DON'T TEST ME
THEY CAN'T ARREST ME
I'LL FAKE RIGHT
CROSSOVER
AND SHOOT LEFTY
YOU LOOK UPSET
YO CALM DOWN
YOU LOOK LIKE
CABLE GUY
DUMPED OFFA
YOUR CROWN
I FLOW LIKE SMOKE
OUT A CHIMNEY
YOU NEVER BEEN ME
YOU WANNA RAP
WHAT YOU'RE MAKIN'
AIN'T HIP-HOP "B"
NOW GET YOUR CLOTHES
RIGHT OUT THE DRYER
PUT ARMOR ALL
UP ON YOUR TIRE
SPORT THAT
FRESH-H-H-H-H ATTIRE
TONIGHT WE GOIN' OUT
SET THE TOWN AFIRE
SET THE TOWN ABLAZE
GONNA STUN AND AMAZE
READY TO
THROW A CRAZE
MAKE YOUR GRANNY
SHAKE HER HEAD
AND SAY
THOSE WERE THE DAYS
NOW CHECK DAH CHECK
CHECK CHECK
CH-CHECK IT OUT
WHAT WHA-WHAT WHAT
WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT
WORK WO-WORK WORK
WORK WO-WORK IT OUT
LET'S TURN THIS
M###########' PARTY OUT