Up rolls a riot van
And sparks excitement
in the boys
But the policemen
look annoyed
Perhaps these are ones
they should avoid
Got a chase last night
From men with truncheons
dressed in hats
We didn't do
that much wrong
Still ran away though
for the laugh
Just for the laugh
And please
just stop talking
Cause they won't find us
if you do
Oh those silly boys in blue
Well they won't catch
me and you
Have you been
drinking, son
You don't look old enough
to me
I'm sorry, officer
Is there a certain age
you're supposed to be
Cause nobody told me
up rolls the riot van
And these lads just wind
the coppers up
They ask why they don't
catch proper crooks
Get their address and
their names took
But they couldn't
care less
Thrown in the riot van
And all the coppers
kicked him in
And there was no way
he could win
Just had to take it
on the chin