TIMES HAVE CHANGED
AND WE'VE OFTEN
REWOUND THE CLOCK
SINCE THE PURITANS
GOT A SHOCK
WHEN THEY LANDED ON
PLYMOUTH ROCK
BUT TODAY
ANY SHOCK
THEY WOULD
TRY TO STEM
'STEAD OF LANDING ON
PLYMOUTH ROCK
PLYMOUTH ROCK
WOULD LAND ON THEM
IN OLDEN DAYS
A GLIMPSE OF STOCKIN'
WAS A-LOOKED ON AS
SOMETHING SHOCKIN'
BUT NOW GOD KNOWS
ANYTHING GOES
GOOD AUTHORS TOO
WHO ONCE KNEW
BETTER WORDS
NOW ONLY USE
FOUR-LETTER WORDS
WRITING PROSE
ANYTHING GOES
THE WORLD HAS
GONE MAD TODAY
AND GOOD'S BAD TODAY
AND BLACK'S
WHITE TODAY
AND DAY'S NIGHT TODAY
AND MOST GUYS TODAY
THAT WOMEN
PRIZE TODAY
ARE SILLY GIGOLOS
SO THOUGH I'M NOT
A GREAT ROMANCER
I KNOW THAT YOU'RE
BOUND TO ANSWER
WHEN I PROPOSE
ANYTHING GOES
WHEN GRANDMAMA
WHOSE AGE IS EIGHTY
IN NIGHTCLUBS
A-GETTIN' MATEY
WITH GIGOLOS
ANYTHING GOES
WHEN MOTHERS
PACK AND LEAVE
POOR FATHER
BECAUSE THEY DECIDE
THEY'D RATHER BE
TENNIS PROS
ANYTHING GOES
IF DRIVIN'
FAST CARS YOU LIKE
OR LOW BARS YOU LIKE
OR BARE LIMBS YOU LIKE
OR MAE WEST YOU LIKE
OR ME UNDRESSED
YA LIKE TO
MOLEST AT NIGHT
NOBODY WILL OPPOSE
WHEN EVERY NIGHT
THE SET THAT'S SMART
IS INDULGING IN
NUDIST PARTIES
IN STUDIOS
ANYTHING GOES
THEY THINK HE'S
GANGSTER NUMBER ONE
SO THEY'VE MADE HIM
THE FAVORITE SON
AND THAT GOES TO SHOW
ANYTHING GOES
ANYTHING
ANYTHING
ANYTHING GOES