When you walk
in the bar
and you're dressed
like a star rockin' your
eff me pumps
And the men notice you
with your
Gucci bag crew
can't tell who
he's lookin' to
'Cause you all
look the same
everyone knows your
name and that's your
whole claim to fame
Never miss a night
'cause your dream in life
is to be a
footballers wife
You don't like players
that's what you say-a
but you really
wouldn't mind
a millionaire
You don't like ballers
they don't do
nothing for ya
But you'd love
a rich man
six foot two
or taller
You're more than a fan
lookin' for a man
but you end up
with one night stands
He could be
your whole life
if you got past one night
but that part
never goes right
In the morning
you're vexed
he's onto the next
and you didn't
even get no taste
Don't be too upset
if they call you a skank
'cause like the news
every day you
get press
You don't like players
that's what you say-a
but you really
wouldn't mind
a millionaire
Or them big ballers
don't do nothing for ya
but you'd love
a rich man
six foot two or taller
You can't sit down right
'cause your jeans
are too tight
and your lucky
it's ladies night
With your big
empty purse
every week
it gets worse
At least your
breasts cost
more than hers
So you did Miami
'cause you got
there for free
but somehow
you missed the plane
You did too much E
met somebody
and spent the night
getting caned
Without girls like you
there'd be no fun
they'd go to the club
and not see anyone
Without girls like you
there's no nightlife
all those men
just go home
to their wives
Don't be mad at me
'cause you're
pushing thirty
and your old tricks
no longer work
You should have known
from the jump
that you always
get dumped so dust off
your f**k me pumps